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[skybluejeep]

[Stiles is much, much happier than the last time he made a network post. He's also in a considerably different location. He's not in his suite in the Earth sector. In fact, for those who pay attention to these sorts of things, they'll note that he's calling it in from Derek's network ID. Welp.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.

I am eighteen.

You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.

Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.

Comments

video;

[problematical]

[ Guess who's back, Stiles? You told her to come back in a month and so it has been. ]

Were you unofficial?

video;

[skybluejeep]

[Oh boy. Please don't kill him with your brain.]

Officially unofficial, even.

Re: video;

[problematical]

[ She might, if you make her wait another month. ]

Covert.

[ The idea that someone can be covertly eighteen makes her smile. She wonders if that applies to her as well. ]

video;

[skybluejeep]

Oh, totally. Undercover as an unofficially official unofficial man.

...Wait, hang on, I think that's right. Yeah. Maybe. No.

Re: video;

[problematical]

It was a good cover.

[ But you made her smile again, even though it fades slightly. ]

Are you going to make me go away for another month?

[skybluejeep]

Huh?

[He looks genuinely confused, but then the penny drops, and a horrified look crosses his face.]

Oh my god! Holy crap, I am so sorry, that was...Jesus. That was a really shitty thing I did. I swear I'm usually not that awful and rude. Well, I can be rude, but never like that. I'm sorry. No. No, I'm not gonna make you go away for a month again.

[problematical]

[ River pulls one hand around herself, shrugging. ]

People say it all the time. You just used words.