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[skybluejeep]

[Stiles is much, much happier than the last time he made a network post. He's also in a considerably different location. He's not in his suite in the Earth sector. In fact, for those who pay attention to these sorts of things, they'll note that he's calling it in from Derek's network ID. Welp.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.

I am eighteen.

You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.

Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.

Comments

Voice;

[skybluejeep]

Thanks, Mike!

How you been? Keeping your turtle self busy?

Voice;

[michaeljangelo]

I...can't complain. I mean, I could if you really wanted me to, but I'm choosing not to for the time being.

And yes, I have. I'm a teacher now.

[There's a sense of pride in his tone]

Voice;

[skybluejeep]

Ah, yes, the pointlessness of complaining in Keelai. I wonder sometimes if our emperor doesn't have a brick wall in his ancestry.

Awesome! What are you teaching?

Voice;

[michaeljangelo]

HA! Possibly. I wonder if there's anyway to find out for sure?

And me? Tumbling and self defense to people my size or smaller. So...you know, kids. It's a lot of fun, actually. I make obstacle courses out of the equipment for them and they have to dive and dodge their way around.

[If only Mike had the word Parkour.]