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[For anyone close to him, or that knows him, they'll have noticed that he was gone. Vanished for a few days with no sign of him at all. But he's back on the network and scratching at his nose.]

So the ride from the palace is better than getting' fished out the sea, that's for sure. I don't get why we even arrived in the ocean to begin with.

[He pauses and looks a little thoughtful as he looks around his suite.] Guess I wasn't gone for that long, huh? I mean, it doesn't feel like it was and it doesn't look like I was going by the network.

Always thought if I left this place and came back it'd be a bigger gap between it. Guess the turtle ain't so bored of me yet.

So what'd I miss? Anythin' interesting?

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Wait, you paid for a ticket out here? Boy, did you ever get cheated.

I never claimed to be a smart man. Sometimes the thought of something cool outweighs the need to do some research.

How do you even sell that trip to someone? Hawaii, Paris, Tokyo...giant turtle.

This all around the world trip is a once in a life time opportunity. Probably. You won't want to miss out as you sail the oceans on the back of a giant turtle, yes, that's right ladies and gents, a giant turtle! Upon arrival you'll be given an introduction after your swim in the pool and shown to your suite out of our four wonderful sectors! Don't hesitate to reserve your spot now!

Terms and Conditions apply, please note that the Emperor is not responsible for any injury, loss, fires, blips or death.

Ha! I don't know, man. I think I'd still pick Paris.

[Of course, she lives to shop.]

Nita, babe, you can keep Paris, I'll take Hawaii if I get the offer again.

[Beaches with girls in bikinis? Yes please.]

[That's how everyone dresses in Atlantis, dude.]

When this all blows over, I'll ask Dr. Richards real nice to open a portal and you can come visit our Hawaii.

[That's seriously one place he has got to visit!]

Yours some swanky place?

Tropical island paradise...which is the usual for Hawaii, I assume. I'll rent an estate or the top floor of a hotel or something and we can party 'til we get bored.

[Your friend is filthy rich royalty, Kon.]

Sounds like Hawaii. Now that sounds like my kinda party!

[He is so lucky :D!]

I actually grew up pretty close to there, not that I ever visited.

[Lemuria was kind of constantly hostile towards everyone else, sea-dwellers and land-dwellers alike. :| ]

You tellin me you've never been on the islands? Babe we so gotta fix that.

I've been to some islands!

[There was that one super-racist 70s storyline where she was on a Japanese island in the Pacific!]

Besides, all your land is basically islands, anyway.

[Suuuurfaaaace-dweeeelleeeer.]

Yeah but not to the ones that count obviously.

[And he rolls his eyes at that.]

Alright smart ass.

Manhattan is an island and that totally counts.

[This just in: the entire Marvel universe revolves around New York.]

Manhattan so doesn't count. Wrong coast for it to even be considered on the 'islands that count' chart.

[Now imagine the DC universe being focussed in the one area...imagine them together.]

I live in Manhattan!

[Which makes it count double, obvs.]

Oops!

Yeah, that's right. See if I invite you over.

[That seems like an empty threat.]

You know I'd double the awesome if I was there.

I'd already be there and I'm not sure the city can withstand that much awesome.

We'll have to test it out.

Rough on the city if I'm right, though.

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