Series I - Video

[ajrimmerssc]

[Arnold Rimmer's gitty face appears on the feed, nostrils at full flare. He is decidedly unhappy, but what else is new?]

So this is how we're welcomed, is it? Oh, hallo, you live on the back of a giant turtle now, toodle pipski. I've heard of some shady dealings in my life, but this one takes the proverbial vindaloo.

If anybody could be so kind as to direct me to the British Embassy, or the Ionian Embassy, hell, I'd even settle for directions to Wales. That would be spiffing.

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[peacefullywreathed]

[Solomon is grumpy enough to be vindictive today. He doesn't look it, of course. Mostly he just looks bored, and well-kept, and aristocratic. Also, he's Irish.]

Quite frustrating, isn't it? If you'll direct your attention to the palace to the north of the city, perhaps you might have more luck than the rest of us.

[ajrimmerssc]

Oh, you mean the giant black hulking thing that looks like something out of Tolkien rejected short story?

No thanks. I'll pass.

[peacefullywreathed]

Such a pity. I'm sure you'd have gotten on well.

[ajrimmerssc]

Do you direct all newcomers to the giant monstrosity that's certainly filled with deadly traps and deadlier guards?

Because there's the welcome wagon, and then there's you.

[peacefullywreathed]

You're my first. You should be flattered.