Series I - Video

[ajrimmerssc]

[Arnold Rimmer's gitty face appears on the feed, nostrils at full flare. He is decidedly unhappy, but what else is new?]

So this is how we're welcomed, is it? Oh, hallo, you live on the back of a giant turtle now, toodle pipski. I've heard of some shady dealings in my life, but this one takes the proverbial vindaloo.

If anybody could be so kind as to direct me to the British Embassy, or the Ionian Embassy, hell, I'd even settle for directions to Wales. That would be spiffing.

Comments

[ajrimmerssc]

Well, they did. But...I was hoping they were just putting it on.

Really, no British Embassy?

[backinakidflash]

The kedan don't have much of a sense of humor. Trust me on that.

Yeah, sorry. No Britain on-turtle, no British Embassy.