Dante (
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tushanshu2014-09-09 07:09 pm
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Video Two// This threat produced by your local high school theater department
[Dante's been the closest things to diligent and vigilant as he can be since the other foreigners were attacked. Since he saw the initial reason for the meeting as a petty political squabble, he was sound asleep until it was too late to go help with the attack. It's not the worst news that could have come out of that meeting, but it still sucks to find out that a war you were supposed to be fighting turned hot, a bunch of innocents got hurt, and the enemy was nowhere to be found.
So here he was, speaking in front of the console and sitting on a flimsy wooden chair. The video is harshly lit with a black background. Dante wanted answers, but apparently circumstances aren't dire enough to scrimp on the dramatic flair. Things only get worse once he actually starts talking.]
You. Yes, you jerks hiding out in the castle right now.
[He makes an exaggerated pointing motion towards the screen.]
A few of the folks here have been waiting a good long time for a piece of you. You know how much it sucks to sit around waiting for an enemy that doesn't feel like showing it's ugly mug?
[He stands up and starts pacing around the flimsy chair and starts pacing around it, never straying out of the light. All the while, he keeps talking with an increasingly theatrical timbre.]
And then you finally decided to show yourselves! But apparently the people who actually want to kick your ass aren't worth your time. No, you wanted that good-for-nothing emperor, didn't you? That's why a bunch of cowards like you decided to charge into a building full of foreigners.
[He swings back onto the chair and crosses his legs in one fluid motion. Afterwards, his voice drops down to it's normal, casual tone of voice.]
Let me give you a bit of friendly advice. That guy's not the guy you want to worry about. Haven't you heard the news? I'll tell you what: why don't you come on over so I can kick your ass personally. There's a nice little bar not far from here you can try and ambush me at, and you'll have me outnumbered. I'll be waiting.
[And he waves before turning the video feed off.]
So here he was, speaking in front of the console and sitting on a flimsy wooden chair. The video is harshly lit with a black background. Dante wanted answers, but apparently circumstances aren't dire enough to scrimp on the dramatic flair. Things only get worse once he actually starts talking.]
You. Yes, you jerks hiding out in the castle right now.
[He makes an exaggerated pointing motion towards the screen.]
A few of the folks here have been waiting a good long time for a piece of you. You know how much it sucks to sit around waiting for an enemy that doesn't feel like showing it's ugly mug?
[He stands up and starts pacing around the flimsy chair and starts pacing around it, never straying out of the light. All the while, he keeps talking with an increasingly theatrical timbre.]
And then you finally decided to show yourselves! But apparently the people who actually want to kick your ass aren't worth your time. No, you wanted that good-for-nothing emperor, didn't you? That's why a bunch of cowards like you decided to charge into a building full of foreigners.
[He swings back onto the chair and crosses his legs in one fluid motion. Afterwards, his voice drops down to it's normal, casual tone of voice.]
Let me give you a bit of friendly advice. That guy's not the guy you want to worry about. Haven't you heard the news? I'll tell you what: why don't you come on over so I can kick your ass personally. There's a nice little bar not far from here you can try and ambush me at, and you'll have me outnumbered. I'll be waiting.
[And he waves before turning the video feed off.]
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[The sad thing was that his logic? Not entirely wrong. In terms of the somebody must be listening part. It was the execution that had her lightly rubbing at one temple.]
I'll give you that one. Either there's somebody among the ranks feeding them information, or else they've got spy cameras all around the city or something.
[Neither one were really a joke.]
Still...trust me when I say you're way in over your head here.
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[Despite the nonchalant tone, he's also serious.]
I think I have a good idea of what to expect. If they go after me, I should expect about fifteen of them- If they had any sense, they'll play it safer than last time, when they used about ten per door. They're probably kedan, so they'll enhance whatever they use at the time- probably knives and bows like last time. I'm a bit worried about that poison of theirs, though.
[He's an imbecile, but an observant imbecile.]
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What if they don't go after you at all?
Or decide to wait until you've given up and attack later, when your guard is down, now that they know your face?
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[In other words, he's run out of rationalizations.]
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Have to say, I'm not sure I've ever been that desperate.
[Ignore the fact that she was once so bored she did get ambushed. Those two were only just barely related, and Harm started it anyway.]
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[Except he looks and sounds pretty bubbly.]
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You don't sound very pissed off.
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Right.
My mistake. I should have realized someone like you would have more composure than that.
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