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[thaumatophage]

[Kitty's grinning at the camera, almost manically enough to suggest that since her trick-or-treating expedition the other day she's been surviving entirely on local sweets.

Singsong:] Guess what day it is~?

Myyyy birthday! Yeah! November third, isn't it? Unless I'm counting wrong. ...anyway.

I don't have plans for a party, but, you know, I still have a lot of sugar to power through, so if anyone wants to come round and have some with me in soulful celebration, have at!

[Shortly afterwards, via radio to Pepper, Raine, Bakura, Klaus, Milo, Zatanna, Wally, Tonks, Erskine, Cain, Casey...basically, anyone Kitty's interacted with significantly:]

Hey, where are you at? I've got something for you.

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[thaumatophage]

Among my people, it is customary to make amends over breakfast food.

Also, Alec isn't here to tell me I'm not allowed to cook. But if I set myself on fire, you didn't hear a word of this, got it?

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[avianesque]

[This seems serious, so he takes it at face value.]

If you set yourself on fire, should I allow you to burn to death?

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[thaumatophage]

Oh, I'm sure I'd be able to put myself out before it got that bad, [she says cheerfully, dodging the question.]

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[avianesque]

[Of course, he'll just continue insistently:]

So you don't want to die by burning. I should help you.

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[thaumatophage]

Well, I don't want to die at all, if it's all the same to you. It'd put rather a bit of a damper on my life plans.

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[avianesque]

Your life plan is to make pancakes to make amends. If you set yourself on fire afterwards, you won't have failed.

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[thaumatophage]

That is only a very small portion of the grand tapestry that is my life's plan as a whole, mi amigo.

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[avianesque]

[Milo looks horrified - and rather abashed.]

Why would you call me that? What did I do to you?!

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[thaumatophage]

[She freezes and her hair goes bright orange.] What? No! What did I call you? Is my Spanish that bad? I was trying to call you my friend!

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[avianesque]

You called me half of a half!

What is Spanish?! What are you doing to your hair?! [His own crest flairs in response, like the world's sorriest peacock has perched on his head.]