[Video] failing to find the familiar

[inquisitor_lavellan]

[the camera cuts on to Alleyana staring at everyone dead center]

[and she continues to stare]

[and stare]

This is bullshit.

[whelp]

If any of my people are here, come find me. If anyone from my world is here who wasn't one of my people, come find me. Especially if you've got a problem with me.

[Alley tilts her head to one side, her scarred upper lip curling in a half-sneer, half-smirk; it's all challenge]

I could use a fight.

[she reaches forward with her one existing hand, as though to cut the feed]

Comments

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Yes that that's a dress? Because I'm no expert, but it sure looks like it from here.

[badly_behaved_priest]

You're free to get a closer look when I beat the stupid out of you.

[He might have been smiling but it was more than a bit tense.]

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Well, I suppose I will get a much better look when you're sprawled in the mud wondering what hit you.

[Alley's returning smile is an ugly thing made out of stretched scar tissue and the flash of white teeth.]

I hope you wear something under that skirt; I'd hate to see what I can't un-see.

[badly_behaved_priest]

You won't find out, don't work yourself up over it.

[If Sanzo was the least bit bothered by the smile, he didn't show it.]

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Uhh huh.

[badly_behaved_priest]

[Sanzo sighed and wondered if those pointed ears meant she was a youkai. Okay even if she was, Makai Tenjyo was a bit much, but...]

You better hope you're immune to bullets.

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Uhhhhh huhhhh.

[Alley leans forward slowly, squinting, and then cuts the feed.]