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[schrodingersghost]

Is a non-working vacation too much to ask for? I mean, come on. One day off. After what happened last week I deserve that.

[A dark-haired teenage boy is scowling unhappily into the camera. He sighs heavily and drags a hand through his hair. Somehow it always ended up like this.]

Okay, so let me just get this straight.The giant turtle is actually a thing? Someone isn't just pulling a really elaborate joke on me?

[He sighs.]

Yeah, never mind. Don't even bother answering that. I think I already know the answer.

Could this possibly get any weirder? [He freezes and moans miserably.] ...Oh, great. I think I just jinxed myself.

Comments

Re: video;

[schrodingersghost]

I would be very, very disappointed in whoever pulled it. Because seriously, that much effort and a giant turtle is the best they can do?

Re: video;

[denyamenti]

And what would you have chosen?

[schrodingersghost]

How am I supposed to know? When I prank, its usually the teddy bears in lockers kid. Not the kidnapped random people and dropped them off in another dimension kind.

[denyamenti]

Well, everyone has to start somewhere. I'm sure you'll have better goals once you've grown up.

[schrodingersghost]

Hey! I'm fifteen, not a little kid.

And maybe I don't want to have goals like that.

[denyamenti]

[ smirking ]

I suppose this is where I should let you know that if you're going to be so easily riled up, you might find living here difficult.

[schrodingersghost]

Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a jerk?

[denyamenti]

Most people here have mentioned that, actually. I don't mind.

[ he's not even exaggerating ]

[schrodingersghost]

Congrats for being honest with yourself, then?

[denyamenti]

Indeed. More people should give it a try.

[schrodingersghost]

Pretty sure encouraging more people to be jerks is a terrible idea.

[denyamenti]

Honestly?

[schrodingersghost]

Seriously dude? If you're going to pun, don't do it halfway. Go all the way.

[denyamenti]

Now you're just moving the goal post.