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[consultingbishop]

So, I made soda.

[Who wants to be a guinea pig member of a focus group? Peter has soda.]

I've made it in a variety of flavours, native and otherwise, and I've even managed to brew something similar to stuff back home.

[Does anyone want a can of Smoca-Smola? Please don't sue.]

I've tested all of them myself, so they're not poisonous, but I have used all natural ingredients, so if you're allergic to the thing, don't drink the thing.

Oh, and this focus group? Foreigners only for now. Just in case something bad does happen.

[A pause.]

I mean, it won't? But... Just in case, y'know. Also, 18+. I don't do experimenting on kids.

[Yes, Peter is bored, so he made soda.]

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[consultingbishop]

...Lemme guess. Bit of bad memory about them?

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[looksfine]

Actually, I have no memories surrounding the circumstances of my birth. [And yes, she considered it a 'birth', even though she could not verify this as the definitively accurate scientific term.] But I do have memories of the Science Director of Oa attempting to dismantle and delete me once and for all.

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[consultingbishop]

You don't seem the psycho killer robot type... Why'd he try to do that?

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[looksfine]

She.

[Though gender was mostly irrelevant in this instance, Aya had a habit of correcting misinformation.]

It was determined that I have evolved beyond...acceptable parameters. They believed me to be too dangerous to continue existing.