002 :: Video | Open

[flowrite]

[The video opens with Fai standing outside in the streets of Keeliai, in the Central district not far from the Midnight Hotel. He's grinning at the camera like a giant dork. Probably because he is a giant dork. The video is shot so that not much shows beneath the collar of his coat.]

Kuro-pu~~

[There is a gruff, Kurogane-type voice in return.]

What is it, darling?

[Fai ducks his head to the side a little.]

Aww, Kuro-cutie always says the sweetest things~

[There is something tiny and stifled that might be a giggle, but it's certainly not coming from Fai. The voice that answers is again the deep, gruff voice of the ninja.]

Kurogane might be the sweetest, but Fai is the cutest~ ♥

[There's a heart audible in that voice. There should not be audible hearts.

The giggle can no longer be stifled, and out of Fai's coat pops a small white creature with long ears, a cheerful expression, and a red jewel in the middle of its forehead.

...Mokona is laughing. A lot. Actually they're both cracking up pretty badly.]


((ooc: anyone can feel free to respond to the trolls :3 ))

Comments

video;

[bigdogninja]

[From the moment he heard that deep voice, Kurogane knew exactly what was going on, but it's still annoying.]

What the hell do the two of you think you're doing?

[dimensionbun]

Mokona is helping~!

[What Mokona is helping is not specified.]

[bigdogninja]

Helping the idiot mage be annoying.

[Oh no, he understands.]

When did you decide to turn up anyway?

[dimensionbun]

[Yes, exactly!]

Mmmm... a day and a half?

[Think think. No, that sounds about right.]

What about Kuro-puu?

[flowrite]

[Fai's still smiling, but turns his head again as if he were blushing.]

Kuro-pu, you really think I'm cute? Such a romantic soul~ ♥

[bigdogninja]

[The minute the damn manjuu shows up of course the two of them have set out to irritate him.]

Why do you both feel the need to do that kind of crap?

video;

[denyamenti]

Well that's disgustingly saccharine.

[flowrite]

[Fai's still grinning like a dork]

Ah, but Mokona's impressions are the best, don't you think~?

[denyamenti]

I've seen better.

[ And acted better himself, as Ryou. ]

video;

[dimensionbun]

[Yes. Yes it is. That's the point. It is the antithesis of Kurogane.]

Yep! It's one of Mokona's 108 secret techniques~

[The super-sweetness and the vocal mimicry are two separate techniques, as it happens.]

Re: video;

[denyamenti]

What are the chances you actually keep the other 107 a secret?

video

[unetrustworthy]

[Well, that's one person on her list who officially has no sense of self-preservation whatsoever.]

Oh...I see you've found your Mokona.

[Midii recognized the creature from Fai's drawing.]

[dimensionbun]

[Look who's commandeering the handset.]

It's me~! ♥

[unetrustworthy]

[Why, yes, it is. And...exactly as bright and cheerful as Midii imagined.]

Hello, there.

Is there a particular reason why you're pretending to be somebody named Kurogane?

[Might as well get straight to the point, cute as Mokona was.]

[flowrite]

[It's okay Midii, Kurogane won't hurt him much. He's used to this by now ;)

Fai beams at her through the video.]

I have! Didn't I tell you Mokona was adorable?

[unetrustworthy]

Yes. You did.

[She wasn't about to argue that point.]

Does this mean you've found your way to leave this world?

Video;

[purrns]

[If there's one thing that's attention grabbing, it's a tiny magical animal sidekick. And as such, the video feed opens to reveal a tiny floating cat-like creature. He's giving the screen a slightly disdainful look. ]

Three points for effort. Got to work on your trolling, rabbit. FYI I called everything in this place as mine. Just so you know if you want to live in Plagg-topia.

[He points a paw at his eyes, then at the screen, slowly sinking out of shot. He'll leave it turned on, though. So enjoy the view of someone's ceiling. ]

[dimensionbun]

[..Well, it's black, but it isn't the other Mokona. This Mokona is instantly fascinated, and liberates the handset from Fai again to tap at the screen like that will put the cat back in view.]

Mokona isn't a rabbit~ Mokona is Mokona~!

[The rest can be conceded to, though. Possibly. Mokona beams.]

Three out of three?

[purrns]

[Silence. Silence for so long, then a voice comes from offscreen. ]

What is this doing in here?

[And oh, hey look, he's Adrien. Looking confused. What's even happening right now? What is the white thing? ]

Um.

Hi?

Video

[purered]

What a ... peculiar rabbit.

[Really Klaus? 3 years in Jerusalem's Lot and it's Mokona that throws you off?]

[flowrite]

[Fai just grins at the camera]

Ah, but Mokona isn't a rabbit! Mokona is a Mokona!

[He's still giggling, so. Sorry Klaus. Less than serious answer, even if it's technically correct.]

[purered]

[Fai pls. Bunnies are very serious.]

Ah - my apologies. I don't think I've ever heard of a Mokona before?

[It looks like a cross between the mascot for a monster catching game that was inescapable in his youth and one of those mechanical dolls every child wanted.]

[Video]

[shroudofgray]

A cake talked?

[Yorda no]

[flowrite]

[...Yorda why are you so precious. Fai throws his head back and laughs at that.]

Oh, Mokona isn't a cake! Although Mokona would make an adorable cake, I'll give you that!

[shroudofgray]

It is very round and white and has a cherry on its head...

[She isn't convinced but if you say so, Fai.]

Is it a muffin?