[anonymous text message/console]

[no_light]

[ Kylo Ren has been watching recent developments on Tu Vishan with growing unease. He had started out thinking Valdis an annoyance, then a danger, but with the new guild structure, the KPD's power is only being consolidated - and thus, her power. It's not a good development for an enemy of hers.

He might have been willing to let it rest, if he hadn't overheard a drugged-out-of-his-mind KPD member mention that he is on the watch list. It had been the last push to take action.

But what to do? It took more listening and more than a little bit of luck, but now Kylo is ready to send a message which will hopefully sow seeds of discontent – and isn’t that one of the strategies of the Dark Side? Not one he had bothered with before or is particularly skilled in… but before, he didn’t need to bother with subterfuge. ]

I have learned that Valdis of the KPD knew the water supply would be targeted. If you don’t believe me, ask the officers she used to aide her.

The KPD has been hunting the Cultists for months, but for all its powerful Foreigner detectives it has nothing to show.

I demand she explain why she did not prevent the attack when she knew it was coming. I demand she explain why she protects Cultists instead of our citizens. And I dare her to explain why she calls herself a protector, but carries a dangerous sword.

How can we be certain that the shapeshifter we put our trust in is who she claims to be?

All Foreigners have secrets, but I want to know if hers are dangerous to us before I can trust her again.

[OOC: He will respond, though he might keep it short and vague to prevent giving himself away. Feel free to also talk among yourselves!]

Comments

text; anonymous

[wolfishflame]

cool story bro.

show your face and stop being a shit-stirring 4chan troll and maybe i'll take you seriously.

bye felicia

[no_light]

[ He has no idea what a 4chan troll is, but he also can't ask. Damn it, anon sucks. ]

I don't care if you take me seriously. I want you to stop taking her at face value.

[wolfishflame]

that's the great thing about being in my line of work. i don't take anyone at face value. especially people who look like they're stirring shit just to stir shit. look, don't get me wrong, i love trolling people as much as the next guy, but i'm giving this an A for effort and an F-- for execution.

all of us got secrets, buddy, no shit, what next, you gonna make a post telling us water is wet?

you're telling us a shapeshifter might not be who she claims to be, fine, i get that. what about you? how do we trust an anon? you wearing a guy fawkes mask or some bullshit?

[no_light]

[ Yes this sucks big time. He hates it. ]

TRY to read.

Her secrets are dangerous to us.

Don't trust me. I don't care. Draw your own conclusions.

[wolfishflame]

nah son, how bout YOU try to read? this is not the way to get people to take you seriously, ya dig?

and i'm fucking sick of shit-sucking motherfuckers being cryptic all the time. say what you mean, or don't. come out with it. if you know her secrets, then tell them. otherwise, quit your whiny bitching and go back to 4chan.

in other words, put up or shut up, dumbass.

[no_light]

I won't.

You're sick of people being cryptic? So am I. That's why I made that post.

I don't care if you take me seriously. [ LIE. ]

[wolfishflame]

Broham. YOUR ENTIRE POST WAS CRYPTIC. I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN.

[no_light]

I have secrets to keep.

And I'm not arguing about this any longer.

[wolfishflame]

yeah, so do the rest of us, but we don't attention whore about them.

k, does that mean i win tho?

i think that means i win

i win

all hail me

[no_light]

[ Who is this person they are so annoying!

He really hates anon. ]

No.

[wolfishflame]

[She's doing her job, then.]

come on bro, i got tiger blood. i'm bi-winning. win here, win there, win win everywhere.

[And now she's just quoting Charlie Sheen. You're not going to get her to come back from this, anon.]

[no_light]

You're insane.

[ Ugh. ]

[wolfishflame]

look, you started this troll-off. I won't start one, but by God, I'm gonna finish it. I have one gear: go.

and a wise man once told me that the distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

[Aly? That guy was A BOND VILLAIN.]

[no_light]

[ ...

He actually agrees with that.

Damn it. ]

You're no genius. Just a rambling lunatic.

[wolfishflame]

[Ha ha! She does win!]

then perhaps you don't see the big picture, son. and perhaps you're too small-minded to see my victory in the works.

[She has no idea what she's talking about, but it seems to be pissing this anon off, so she's all for it.]

[no_light]

Yes. You're deluded. I'm done entertaining you.

[ It is very much pissing him off. ]

[wolfishflame]

[Oh hell yes. He is so not done entertaining her.]

the sad cry of lesser minds when presented with something far beyond their understanding.

so does this mean i win, then?

[no_light]

I don't care.

[ Lie. Such a lie. ]

[wolfishflame]

I win.

and you're not even good at being a shit-stirring troll. I'm revising your grade down to a C for effort. Good start, bad follow-up

is there a grade lower than F--? F-----? Is there something worse than failure? because your execution has now transcended failure and gone into the realm of just not even trying

[no_light]

I'm not trying to impress you.

You're nothing to me.

Your opinion means nothing to me.

[wolfishflame]

Then why do you keep engaging?

[no_light]

[ Good point. Damn it. ]

I won't any longer.

[wolfishflame]

And yet, you just did.

Get dunked.

bye, felicia

[no_light]

[ He. Hates. Anon.

And is going to feel sorry for himself now. ]

[wolfishflame]

[#winning.]