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[highprofilerichkid]

Hey, everybody. I'm turning... twenty one? Twenty two? Have we decided how we're counting that year in the Dreaming yet?

Anyway, I'm having a party at my place. Everybody's welcome. Even if you don't like me, I do have a lot of ice cream. Just putting that out there.

[Attached is his address in the Sky Sector, and the date and time.

Some Foreigners – specifically, Aya, Raine, Jackie, Bucky, Valdis, Danny, Sonja and Miles – will also receive individual texts, consisting of an ASCII art birthday cake, a smiley face, and a link to this video message. Cute.]

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[highprofilerichkid]

Yeah, same. Except... without the cooking. Obviously. What does your dad do?

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[backwordscompatible]

He's a world-famous magician.

[...as if there were any surprise.]

Well, he used to be. I mean, he's still world-famous and all, but he semi-retired from the stage so he could work full-time as a superhero.

[Absolutely none of this was hyperbole in any way.]

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[highprofilerichkid]

[And he 100% believes it.]

Wow. There can't be a lot of people who pick 'superhero' as their retirement job.

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[backwordscompatible]

My dad always was one of a kind.