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[The boy on the screen has a smudge of black grease on one cheek and on his orange shirt, and looks like he hasn't heard of a comb before. He's also smiling widely and his eyes are wide and alert, like he's accidentally swallowed a bag of coffee beans.]
What's up, everyone? The one you've been waiting for all your life, Leo Valdez, has finally arrived at Tu Vishan!
Ladies, please.
[He raises his hand as if to calm down adoring fans before he continues.]
So, first thing's first. I'm going to rattle off a few names here, and if you know anyone going by that name, or if you are said person, I'd like you to raise your hand and say "I pledge allegiance to the handsome and enigmatic Leo Valdez, Lord of Awesomeness." Got it? Great! Here we go!
Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Hazel Levesque, Coach Hedge, Nico di Angelo...
[There's a pause, and a moment's hesitation flickers on his face before he says the next two names.] Annabeth Chase, and Percy Jackson.
Oh... And Frank Zhang too, I guess. [He shrugs at that, but the smile is back to full-on, Leo-brand radiance.]
That's it! Anyone? Free burgers for the first person who answers!
What's up, everyone? The one you've been waiting for all your life, Leo Valdez, has finally arrived at Tu Vishan!
Ladies, please.
[He raises his hand as if to calm down adoring fans before he continues.]
So, first thing's first. I'm going to rattle off a few names here, and if you know anyone going by that name, or if you are said person, I'd like you to raise your hand and say "I pledge allegiance to the handsome and enigmatic Leo Valdez, Lord of Awesomeness." Got it? Great! Here we go!
Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Hazel Levesque, Coach Hedge, Nico di Angelo...
[There's a pause, and a moment's hesitation flickers on his face before he says the next two names.] Annabeth Chase, and Percy Jackson.
Oh... And Frank Zhang too, I guess. [He shrugs at that, but the smile is back to full-on, Leo-brand radiance.]
That's it! Anyone? Free burgers for the first person who answers!

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Oh my gods, Leo? Is that actually you?
[She'll get back to the hesitance in his tone at her name in a bit. Never minding she has no idea who this Hazel or Frank are either.]
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Seriously Leo is so shocked he blurts out the first thing he can think of
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ANNABETH OH GODS I JUST MENTIONED YOU AND PERCY OUT OF COURTESY I DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK YOU'D RESPOND.
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What do you mean courtesy?
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You'll have to make those burgers yourself; the kedan don't really have things like that.
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Ah, you underestimate my ways of acquiring burgers, my pretty lady.
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That sounds strangely ominous. You're not a cannibal or anything, right?
[she's just fucking with you, Leo.]
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And I'm pretty sure they don't have burgers here either.
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I am so sorry.
slkfjk no you are not sorry at all
Nah, not really... maybe a little... nope
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Santo is going to love this guy... No homo
Yep absolutely no homos here
sorry fellas
They can admire the swag from afar tho
fo sho
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He pushes his glasses up as the feed turns on, waving.]
Hello, Leo. Nice to meet you- I don't recognize any other of the names sadly.
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I'm Clark Kent, and if you have any questions I can answer I'll do my best to help.
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You owe Chase a Christmas present.
[And that makes absolute sense to him, and his voice carries his perfect conviction.]
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Huh? What are you talking about?
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NOT HERE
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NOT HEEERE
Nope.
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You've kept me waiting a long time, Leo Valdez. [:'|]
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I mean you'd think Leo would be less impressed after hanging out with Jason all the time (and meeting Narcissus) but no
Hey no homo though, bro
Leo has A+ heterosexuality ok
also he doesn't really know how to respond to that lmao]
Uhh... Really?
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Now that is a flashy introduction.
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If you think that's flashy, you should have seen my swag when I met with fangirls once.
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