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[Someone looks really exhausted and ticked off for only just having arrived in the city. He's also still in his super-gear, green and white spandex covering his body and his goggles pushed up onto his forehead. His white hair looking like it's had a frustrated hand shoved through it more than a few times.]

Wow, okay, this place seriously needs to invent something faster than that stupid cart I just had to sit eternity in, because wow that was the worst three days of my life. And look, I get it. You guys don't even have to pretend to play along. This is some dumb initiation thing for the Avengers ain't it? You got Doc Strange all up in this to test our superhero strength or something. I mean I thought we kinda did a good job already, but whatever, I guess that's why you're a Captain and I'm a... what do they call the ones under Captains? Cadet sounds way too gay...

[he thinks for a few milliseconds, before scrunching his nose up and giving up, looking back at the camera.]

But no, seriously, the cart ride was totally enough initiating can you just get to the point so I can go get a pizza? Or do I really have to play your stupid game? Because I'm seriously not in the mood after you made me sit forever on a stupid cart and now I'm practically starving here!

[he goes to turn off the console, but then realises that he should probably at least say something else.]

If it's not Cap, I'm blaming you, Wiccan. You better be here too so I can kick your butt.

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[he scrunches his nose up.] Sushi has raw fish in it, right? That stuff is gross

That's just how it works! And shut up, it's delicious!

No, totally gross! You're talkin' to a guy who eats pretty much everything here, and don't touch sushi.

You just have no taste.

Yeah, whatever. What makes you an expert?

I'm Rin Okumura, the godly miraculous cook!

Pfft, yeah right.

It's true. There's only one guy I know who's on my level.

I'm not believing it 'till I see it.

S'that a challenge?

You wanna make me food, be my guest man.

You're on, then!

[SCORE.]

I still don't believe you can make me like sushi.

You're probably just used to fake packaged crap sushi in America or wherever you're from.

I'm not putting raw fish in my mouth, dude.

Wait...you've never even tried it?

What part of raw fish don't you get? And can't you get poisoned from sushi too?

Only if you eat the shitty kind, obviously. And fish is best when eaten raw!

No thanks. I like being not-poisoned.

You'd never get poisoned by anything I cook.

How do you know, I didn't eat anything yet.

What, you got a weak stomach?

... [he just laughs.]

No. But like I said. Sushi is totally poisonous. [because he's an expert.]

You're an idiot, man. [Coming from Rin of all people, that's basically the worst insult ever.]

[>:(]

Whatever, it's not like eating sushi is this big deal. I just don't.

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