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[crotcharrow]

[Someone looks really exhausted and ticked off for only just having arrived in the city. He's also still in his super-gear, green and white spandex covering his body and his goggles pushed up onto his forehead. His white hair looking like it's had a frustrated hand shoved through it more than a few times.]

Wow, okay, this place seriously needs to invent something faster than that stupid cart I just had to sit eternity in, because wow that was the worst three days of my life. And look, I get it. You guys don't even have to pretend to play along. This is some dumb initiation thing for the Avengers ain't it? You got Doc Strange all up in this to test our superhero strength or something. I mean I thought we kinda did a good job already, but whatever, I guess that's why you're a Captain and I'm a... what do they call the ones under Captains? Cadet sounds way too gay...

[he thinks for a few milliseconds, before scrunching his nose up and giving up, looking back at the camera.]

But no, seriously, the cart ride was totally enough initiating can you just get to the point so I can go get a pizza? Or do I really have to play your stupid game? Because I'm seriously not in the mood after you made me sit forever on a stupid cart and now I'm practically starving here!

[he goes to turn off the console, but then realises that he should probably at least say something else.]

If it's not Cap, I'm blaming you, Wiccan. You better be here too so I can kick your butt.

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[usavatar]

You don't mean me, do you? [It's partially amused and partially fatigued.] Because if so, I don't think I'm the Captain America you're looking for.

[ACCIDENTAL FILM REFERENCES FTW.]

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[crotcharrow]

[He squints at you, Cap.]

There's more than one?

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[stickshift]

I'm pretty sure there's more than just one rank under 'Captain'.

[She sounds amused. Did you even listen to the kedan, Tommy?]

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[crotcharrow]

[Not really, he was too busy whining his face off about how long the journey was taking and how hungry he was and god it was terrible. But he's perking up at the sight of a pretty face.]

Yeah, but I can't think of any. Other than lieutenant? Which is less gay than cadet I guess.

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[nohulkingout]

[Teddy really hopes that Tommy remembers the whole secret ID thing and doesn't blow him. He even gives him a slight pleading look.]

I know a good place to get food, if you want me to show you?

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[crotcharrow]

[it's really hard for him to not just leap into TEDDY THERE YOU ARE IT WAS TERRIBLE THEY PUT ME ON A CART AND I COULDNT MOVE FOR SIX WHOLE HOURS and you can see his face trying hard not to. But the fact that he's acting like he doesn't know him, and he's in civvies sort of makes him a bit self conscious about the fact he's in supergear. Hm.

Whups.]

If you can find somewhere that can feed my appetite, then you're gonna be my new best friend.

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[trainwrecked]

... I highly doubt Cap would do something like this. Or any other kind of initiation game, for that matter.

[He's just pointing out the fact, okay?]

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[crotcharrow]

I wouldn't put it past Iron Man.

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[dadissues]

They don't have sukiyaki either! Or even yakisoba!

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[crotcharrow]

I...

[squint]

What?

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[mistyoldworld]

So much complaining! How annoying. There is food everywhere, silly. Go eat some!

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[crotcharrow]

Hey! I think I have a right to be annoyed! What, these kedan can invent computers but they can't invent anything faster than a cart that takes six hours?

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[withoutaworld]

[ Rikki is just going to facepalm. On video. Because he needs to see how frustrated she is. ] Okay, what is with thinking the Avengers are going to throw someone into an alternate universe for fun? They don't do that, I promise.

...you're Speed, right? The Young Avenger? [ SHE'S PRETTY SURE, but you never know in this place. ]

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[crotcharrow]

[She can be as frustrated as she wants to be, she;ll never beat a speedster who's had to sit in a cart for six hours not being able to move or run. He came up with some theories in that time. This is why he shouldn't be allowed to think.]

I dunno, this isn't my first alternate universe. I'm just sayin'.

[he squints a bit.] Yeah. ...Nomad, right?

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[sharpes]

You know what's really gay? Using it as a synonym for 'lame'.

[Yeah, he recognizes Tommy. The Young Avengers are a bunch of troublemaking douchebags as far as he's concerned.

plus they get more press exposure.

aka: fuck them.]

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[crotcharrow]

You say that like I care.

[:|]

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[flawedgoods]

[Oh Elua, if that isn't the complaining tones of a teenager then Favrielle doesn't know what is happening.

Her own tone is a bit tart as she responds with video. Have a twenty-something D'Angeline with a scar on her lip looking utterly unimpressed by all of his complaining.]

This isn't an initiation or a stupid game.

[They do not nearly execute people during initiations for...whoever or whatever the Avengers are.]

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[crotcharrow]

How d'you know?

[he's currently not aware of the whole execution things going on haha. but he seriously wouldn't put creepy coma tests past some of the Avengers.]

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[storm_warning]

Tell me about it. [Ororo rolls her eyes. She's about done with the carts and the old tech on wheels that they call cars here.] Motorcycles could make a killing here, and I don't mean the low CC models they've got here. Lame.

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[crotcharrow]

[oh hey, that's Storm.] How hard is it to make something go fast, I mean seriously?

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[controlledvariable]

You really need to get better friends if you think they'd pull something like this on you.

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[crotcharrow]

Not really friends, more like... I dunno, mentors or something? But yeah. Seriously.

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[knowsmadness]

[Kara is leaned back in her chair again, arms folded, and smirking a little.]

Wow, that's a whole lot of complaining in one post, you know.

[Not that she didn't do her fair share of bitching, but still.]

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[crotcharrow]

[he scowls a bit.]

Kinda not having a good day.

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[redjay]

Avengers again. What, can't find a shittier name?

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[crotcharrow]

hey i didnt pik it