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[crotcharrow]

[Someone looks really exhausted and ticked off for only just having arrived in the city. He's also still in his super-gear, green and white spandex covering his body and his goggles pushed up onto his forehead. His white hair looking like it's had a frustrated hand shoved through it more than a few times.]

Wow, okay, this place seriously needs to invent something faster than that stupid cart I just had to sit eternity in, because wow that was the worst three days of my life. And look, I get it. You guys don't even have to pretend to play along. This is some dumb initiation thing for the Avengers ain't it? You got Doc Strange all up in this to test our superhero strength or something. I mean I thought we kinda did a good job already, but whatever, I guess that's why you're a Captain and I'm a... what do they call the ones under Captains? Cadet sounds way too gay...

[he thinks for a few milliseconds, before scrunching his nose up and giving up, looking back at the camera.]

But no, seriously, the cart ride was totally enough initiating can you just get to the point so I can go get a pizza? Or do I really have to play your stupid game? Because I'm seriously not in the mood after you made me sit forever on a stupid cart and now I'm practically starving here!

[he goes to turn off the console, but then realises that he should probably at least say something else.]

If it's not Cap, I'm blaming you, Wiccan. You better be here too so I can kick your butt.

Comments

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[mistyoldworld]

Then what?

[video]

[crotcharrow]

Bikes? Cars? I woulda taken a skateboard over a stupid cart and horse.

[video]

[mistyoldworld]

Those things don't even sound real. As if you made them up.

[video]

[crotcharrow]

...Nope, they're totally real.

[video]

[mistyoldworld]

So you say.

[video]

[crotcharrow]

What kinda world d'you come from if you don't even have cars?

[video]

[mistyoldworld]

A normal one, I should say.

[video]

[crotcharrow]

Doubt it.

[He raises an eyebrow.] What's that accent?

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[mistyoldworld]

Accent? I do not have an accent. [Peeeeering at him.] Are you mad?

[video dgfkjnh tell me if i should stop with this i've seen the film so]

[crotcharrow]

Uh, you do. It's like. Britishy. Or somethin'.

[video lmfao not at all this is brilliant]

[mistyoldworld]

British? Do you mean that other island? I am from Ireland, I am certainly not from there.

[video fknfg good good]

[crotcharrow]

Ain't it all the same place?

[video this is too hilarious XD]

[mistyoldworld]

Of course not! How stupid are you?

[video dgkjnhd i have been asked these questions]

[crotcharrow]

I'm not stupid geez, it's a good question okay!

[video] lmfao oh god

[mistyoldworld]

It's a stupid question. That other island is completely different. It's not like Ireland at all!

[video] 8|

[crotcharrow]

Yeesh, okay okay. So you're from Ireland not England. Calm down.

[he pauses, eying her a little.]

Are you a leprechaun? I mean, I thought they were supposed to be fat and have beards, but.

[video] fjdklafjkdla TOMMY NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMMY

[mistyoldworld]

I am not a leprechaun!

[video] BEING A STUPID AMERICAN

[crotcharrow]

What are you supposed to be then?

[video] isn't it fun :3

[mistyoldworld]

I am of the noble race of Tuatha de Dannan, who took Ireland from the incapable hands of the Fir Bolg.

[video] ikdfgnj

[crotcharrow]

So... you're not giving out gold?

[video] ikdfgnj

[mistyoldworld]

No! How dare you!

[video] now he's just teasing her.

[crotcharrow]

Damn, I coulda used some.

[video] tommy noooo

[mistyoldworld]

I am going to find you and set the animals on you.

[video]

[crotcharrow]

Pfft, whatever.

[video]

[mistyoldworld]

You have been warned, tiny human.