Tommy Shepherd [Speed] (
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tushanshu2012-08-18 07:06 pm
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[Someone looks really exhausted and ticked off for only just having arrived in the city. He's also still in his super-gear, green and white spandex covering his body and his goggles pushed up onto his forehead. His white hair looking like it's had a frustrated hand shoved through it more than a few times.]
Wow, okay, this place seriously needs to invent something faster than that stupid cart I just had to sit eternity in, because wow that was the worst three days of my life. And look, I get it. You guys don't even have to pretend to play along. This is some dumb initiation thing for the Avengers ain't it? You got Doc Strange all up in this to test our superhero strength or something. I mean I thought we kinda did a good job already, but whatever, I guess that's why you're a Captain and I'm a... what do they call the ones under Captains? Cadet sounds way too gay...
[he thinks for a few milliseconds, before scrunching his nose up and giving up, looking back at the camera.]
But no, seriously, the cart ride was totally enough initiating can you just get to the point so I can go get a pizza? Or do I really have to play your stupid game? Because I'm seriously not in the mood after you made me sit forever on a stupid cart and now I'm practically starving here!
[he goes to turn off the console, but then realises that he should probably at least say something else.]
If it's not Cap, I'm blaming you, Wiccan. You better be here too so I can kick your butt.
Wow, okay, this place seriously needs to invent something faster than that stupid cart I just had to sit eternity in, because wow that was the worst three days of my life. And look, I get it. You guys don't even have to pretend to play along. This is some dumb initiation thing for the Avengers ain't it? You got Doc Strange all up in this to test our superhero strength or something. I mean I thought we kinda did a good job already, but whatever, I guess that's why you're a Captain and I'm a... what do they call the ones under Captains? Cadet sounds way too gay...
[he thinks for a few milliseconds, before scrunching his nose up and giving up, looking back at the camera.]
But no, seriously, the cart ride was totally enough initiating can you just get to the point so I can go get a pizza? Or do I really have to play your stupid game? Because I'm seriously not in the mood after you made me sit forever on a stupid cart and now I'm practically starving here!
[he goes to turn off the console, but then realises that he should probably at least say something else.]
If it's not Cap, I'm blaming you, Wiccan. You better be here too so I can kick your butt.
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What exactly is a superhero team?
[...and while she's at it, what in Elua's name is he wearing?]
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Heroes. You know. Crime fighting, saving the world and stuff. With super powers. Superhero.
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What sorts of powers do these people possess?
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[D'Angelines don't really traditionally have magic. There's the Master of the Straits, and perhaps in other countries...]
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[You are talking to someone from the equivalent of Renaissance times, Tommy. Sorry.]
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I see.
[She doesn't.]
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Like, uh. Okay, some people are born with blonde hair and some people are born with brown hair. It's like that, but some people have superpowers and some people don't.
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[She gives herself points for not stumbling over the words.]
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Whatever appears to be commonplace where he's from is so beyond her scope...
And it's a bit irritating. More than a bit, to be shown up ignorant to this younger boy.]
I see.
[She still doesn't, but like hell is she going to admit it.]
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I don't even remember what we were talking about.
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[She huffs a sigh.]
I'll leave you to search for your friends.
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Yeah, okay. Whatever.