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[myothertights]

Okay so that wasn't exactly my kinda idea of a swim. FYI might be a bit better for business if you have a less creepy welcome speech. Better customer service, you know? Maybe answer a few questions that I had? And what does it mean by uh...dreaming, life and death?

Not important. Anyone else on the same boat? [Pause and a snort, cause they're on a...nevermind.] If there is, I'm gonna assume that means that we can't exactly just go home. That would be far too easy.

First port of call, where can I get some food because I'm kind of really hungry.

Uugh my throat also really hurts.

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[controlledvariable]

But Han's an asshole. [fair assessement] I guess I could go Viggo, you know, if he ever happened to be walking by. [what]

I eagerly await your judegement of his attractiveness. [she really hopes Bruce sees this]

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[myothertights]

Yeah but he looks good doing it and it's just his character. Aw c'mon Viggo's totally hot. Long hair and facial hair or clean shaven and short heart. Oh! Karl Urban he's nice!

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[controlledvariable]

I do love a man with a thigh holster. [Fine, she will concede this point] Yes, oh my god. I would do things to Karl Urban. That accent, dude.

[Stephanie!]

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[myothertights]

Yes! And when he's all...smiling or his shirt off. You know all like fantasy and stuff.

[Billy's just as bad.]

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[controlledvariable]

I'm not normally into dude's with long hair, but he definitely rocks that look.

I wish Karl Urban got abducted into the giant turtle with us.

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[myothertights]

Yeah not much for it either unless the guy can really pull it off.

[He laughs and nods almost eagerly.]

That would be amazing! Although I think Teddy might go in a huff if he caught me staring at him so much.

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[controlledvariable]

I'll make sure to keep Mr Urban occupied and out of the public eye, for the sake of your relationship. [that is definitely the reason]

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[myothertights]

That's hardly fair. Share him at least!

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[controlledvariable]

You have a boyfriend, you don't need to be shared with!

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[myothertights]

Uh yeah! It's Karl Urban! I can make a few tweaks to the rules!

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[controlledvariable]

I think your boyfriend should be the one who decides that, you're biased.

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[myothertights]

Teddy would be totally cool with it!

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[controlledvariable]

I'd like to see that in writing before I'm willing to buy it.

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[myothertights]

Ugh fine. I'll just have to get him first. [And he's still grinning.]

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[controlledvariable]

Your boyfriend, or Karl Urban? [she knew what he meant, now she's just teasing]

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[myothertights]

Both, we'll all hide and have some fun times.

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[controlledvariable]

... I don't know if I want to be included in that we or not.

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[myothertights]

Oh wow no, sorry, I meant me and Teddy with Karl. I'm not exactly into girls like...well any of that.

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[controlledvariable]

[Steph really can't help laughing] I think this hypothetical situation got away from us, just a bit.

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[myothertights]

[He's quiet for a moment and then he laughs as well.]

Wow, yeah just a little.

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[controlledvariable]

It almost feels like being on the real internet. [because clearly people on the internet do a lot of talking about banging celebrities.

......

Yeah, that's fair].

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[myothertights]

Wow, then it's my actual life.

[Maybe his earlier teens. Less talk on banging celebs and more geeking over heroes.]

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[controlledvariable]

Oh no, are you one of those teenagers?

[Steph, what does that even mean? Teenagers who use the internet? Just because you didn't get broadband internet until you were eighteen.]

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[myothertights]

Constantly online, the internet is my life? Nah, far too busy to be that kinda teenager.

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[controlledvariable]

Thank goodness, you had me worried for a second there that you might secretly be a lolcat.

[A legitimate concern, of course]