seriouslytwisted: (bleh. don't wanna.)
Raphael ([personal profile] seriouslytwisted) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-03-02 10:30 pm

[voice]

Why doesn't this place have any phones? 'S like I gotta update my my.face just to have a freakin' chat.

Whatever.


DONNIE. Go home, I'll meet you there.

Hey uh, Santo. I wanna ask you something. Off the books.
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[personal profile] aenseidhe 2013-05-09 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Raphael, you never learn, do you? But Iorveth isn't so much as taking the moment to laugh. Incredibly easy to dodge for someone who'd fought so many idiot infantry soldiers who knew nothing about a real mastery of swordsmanship.

He gives the slightest duck to the side, only enough to avoid the sais but not create much more distance, and a sword follows the movement behind him, finely sharpened blade slicing across the back of Raph's right hand, only deep enough to really hurt like a bitch but not permanently damaging. The motion flows smoothly into a sharp turn and there's the sole of Iorveth's boot slamming into the back of Raphael's shell, shoving him forward to collide with the tree he'd just rebounded from, and as the elf moves back in to bring the blade to hover over the turtle's throat, it passes the left hand to drag a similar cut over it.

He speaks in a mild tone, cold and no longer amused. ]


Congratulations. Were I less merciful you would have lost your hands.

[ He shoves away, reattaching his swords to his hips and picks up his bow, grabbing at a low tree branch to begin pulling himself back up. ]

You've lost. Go home.
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[personal profile] aenseidhe 2013-05-10 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's just a tired sigh for the sai thudded into the tree branch. He finishes pulling himself the rest of the way up before squatting down on the low branch, staring down. ]

You are.

[ The sai is yanked out of the wood and Iorveth stands, holding it at one end as he surveys the forest beyond them. Takes aim aaaaand throws it. Somewhere a few trees away it'll be stuck in the bark slightly higher up than Raphael can reach without needing to jump. He glances back down to him with a gaze that is completely dismissing. ]

Return when you're ready to learn.

[ And the elf turns his back, pulling himself the rest of the way up into the denser branches of the tree. He'll be ignoring any other comments. ]