[voice]

[seriouslytwisted]

Why doesn't this place have any phones? 'S like I gotta update my my.face just to have a freakin' chat.

Whatever.


DONNIE. Go home, I'll meet you there.

Hey uh, Santo. I wanna ask you something. Off the books.

Comments

[the_other_eight]

Stark Industries is looking into fixing the lack of phone service on the turtle.

[seriouslytwisted]

So is the working definition of "looking into" "researching," or is it "whenever we feel like it"?

[the_other_eight]

Mister Stark is currently fine tuning a prototype.

[seriouslytwisted]

Awesome. Let's fine-tune it onto the market already.

[So grateful.]

[Text]

[boselfdestruct]

Did it not occur to you that I have to be home to check this?

[he sends, as he explores the the casing of the console and waits for Raph to show up]

[voice]

[seriouslytwisted]

Will you quit using the text thing and just talk to me like a normal freak of nature?

[geez don]

Don't go anywhere. I might meet up with Santo first. [that's totally not inconvenient or anything right]

[t e x t]

[boselfdestruct]

I prefer text, thank you.

[NO RAPH. NOT INCONVENIENT AT ALL.

No, really, it's not inconvenient. He has things to do with console. You may not be able to get hold of him again.]

Sure. I'm busy, anyway. See you.

[action]

[seriouslytwisted]

[WHATEVER DON.

Raph is just going to come right over and use the window to enter, hey wassup.

.........Donnie. -actually you know what? No. He does not care.]

Why don't you ever come over to my place? [Nevermind that he mostly spends all of his time here in Donnie's place anyway.]

[video]

[notamachine]

What the hell is "myface"?

[The Facebook is not strong with this one.]

[video]

[seriouslytwisted]

[Oh, it's you again. Don't you have someone to threaten?]

It's a website, old timer. On the internet.

[video]

[notamachine]

[aww, lookit you, cute little baby turtle. Dean's gonna annoy the shit out of you!]

Trust me, I know the ins and outs of the internet a lot better than you do, but I've never heard of "myface".

[video]

[seriouslytwisted]

[HE WILL BREAK YOU]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were the crazy shut-in type of serial killer. My bad.

video

[frostlike]

What do you mean, update your face? I'm sure you're fine just the way you are. [Such a long pause. She's totally misunderstanding what he means. Fairies don't get exposed to a lot of technology, okay.]

I'm sure you look just fine!

permavideo

[seriouslytwisted]

[Uh huh.]

What exactly are you supposed to be? The tooth fairy?

voice;

[zerotoawesome]

Hey, man. What's on your mind? I'm, uh, pretty much free anytime.

permavoice;

[seriouslytwisted]

Just a couple questions.

I'm on my way out to the Metal Sector. You nearby?

[zerotoawesome]

No problem. Meet me at the... You know, the rooftop. I can be there in like ten minutes.

[Action it up, yes? :D]

[voice --> perma-action] YES 8>

[seriouslytwisted]

Got it.

[Raph logs off of the computer he's using and takes to the rooftops. It's so much easier to travel that way in the Metal Sector, but trying to do that in the Water Sector is like asking to die a humiliatingly lame death.

Raph is a bit later than ten minutes, but hopefully Santo didn't have to wait too long for Raph to flip onto the building and head on over to perch next to him as they overlook the city.]

Hey. Saw you around in jail. [Only in passing though; they were kept on different time blocks, looks like.]

voice;

[aenseidhe]

What is a phone?

voice;

[seriouslytwisted]

[WHY DOES RAPH KEEP GETTING BOTHERED BY PEOPLE HE DOESN'T LIKE? FIRST DEAN NOW THIS GUY!

WASN'T HE SUFFICIENTLY RUDE THE FIRST TIME THEY MET AUGH]

What do I look like, your tech support? A phone's a phone. You call people on it, long-distance.

voice;

[aenseidhe]

[ HEY MAN HE DOESN'T LIKE DEAN EITHER, UNFORTUNATELY THESE THINGS HAPPEN

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RUDE ENOUGH TO IORVETH ]

How incredibly helpful.

voice;

[seriouslytwisted]

You want the operations manual? Ask the guy up there texting me. He'd be freakin' overjoyed to explain it to you.

text;

[squint]

The phone thing is bothering me, too. [ Not that it matters--but Cobb figures he's going to have to branch out. At least try to socialize. ]

What do you mean by 'update your face?'

voice;

[seriouslytwisted]

[yes excellent now to destroy cobb's desire to socialize]

I don't mean "update my face." I mean "update my my.face."

text;

[squint]

Your what?