Voice;

[mopirates_moproblems]

[From the moment's hesitation between when the mic clicks on and the speech begins, it's obvious that this individual isn't quite comfortable with the interface yet. Possibly because, despite the demonstration he received from the kedan, he's never encountered technology of this level before.]

If I understand correctly, this message will be accessible to all of you in this city. I apologize for the intrusion on your day.

[He sure does sound ridiculously stiff, even to his own ears. But really, how is one supposed to address an entire city population without any sort of proper introduction?]

I arrived quite recently, and I find myself in need of proper clothing before all else. My current garb is not appropriate for public wear. [Because there's a big hole through it. No blood, strangely, and the wound itself seems to be healed, but still. His coat, his waistcoat, and shirt are all torn. His cravat escaped, but he can hardly wear that and nothing else.] If anyone could provide guidance on where I might find appropriate garb, I would be very grateful. I believe I've been housed in the Water Sector, if that is relevant.

[This barely dips past the surface of his many questions, but enough for today.]

Comments

[disfavored]

The Earth sector is generally good for clothing, and there are plenty of tailors there if you'd prefer something custom-made. [Because the normal clothes sold there just aren't fancy enough for his tastes, or they're in a style that he has no interest in adapting to.]

[mopirates_moproblems]

I see. That is a bit further than I had hoped to travel.

[A man does what he must.]

Thank you.

[disfavored]

Unfortunately, you have to get used to travel here. Most of the different sectors have something unique about them. I suggest visiting them all in one trip, if you're running errands.

[cravats]

I believe that you will be getting many recommendations for Miss Favrielle no Eglantine. She has a clothing establishment in the Water Sector, and she does fine work.

[mopirates_moproblems]

[Favrielle no Eglantine? The name does not inspire confidence. French, is it? Still... close is good. The fewer people he's seen by in this state, the better.

He just had better not end up in something lace and whimsical.]

Thank you, Mr. --?

[cravats]

Lyall. Randolph Lyall. You're quite welcome, sir.

voice;

[inseine]

Another Englishman? [rumbles a low, indifferent little snort on the other end of the line. This voice is quite mature, abrupt, and, indeed, there is a detectable French blunting of syllables in his accent.] You will not be without ex-countrymen. That is certain.

My problem was similar. With the clothing, I mean. Like the gentleman before me, I tried Mademoiselle nó Eglantine for a tailored coat. She is a blunt woman, but skilled at her craft. The rest I picked up in the Earth Sector.

voice;

[mopirates_moproblems]

I see. Is that a problem for you, sir?

[Apparently, even in the afterlife one cannot escape international politics.]

Thank you. I will attempt to have it mended, first, if at all possible. Waste not, as they say.

[Keeping the uniform in tact has no emotional significance at all, of course.]

voice;

[inseine]

Not at all, [says the abrupt man lightly.] But there are many English here. It is an observation.

[A mild curiosity, nothing more. Just wait until Norrington meets the hordes of French students the turtle has in store.]

Another thing: I found nó Eglantine's prices astonishing. Do not question them.

voice;

[ironicprince]

[He knows that voice. Where the hell has he heard that before?]

Let me know if you figure a good place out, just got here recently myself and haven't found a place to acquire some new threads yet. A bro's gotta keep his wardrobe up to date with his surroundings and sad to say I've been slacking on that front.

voice;

[mopirates_moproblems]

[Mr. Davenport's sexy drawl? Perhaps in your dreams~]

Miss Favrielle no Eglantine seems to be the favorite, thus far.

[What on earth is a "bro"?]

[depicted]

[Oh, Old Timey People! Dorian loves those! This one looks like he dates before Dorian's time, and probably even before the French revolutionaries (and Javert).]

[Dorian has to smile a little at the awkwardness of the introduction, but he won't goad Norrington about it.]

The recommendations for Favrielle are very right, and I'm sure I can loan you at least a coat until she gets to you. Shouldn't fit too horribly, I think.

voice; this can only end awfully

[mopirates_moproblems]

[There's considerable relief in his voice.]

Thank you, sir, that is a very kind offer.

[Even if he's a bit dubious. He's kind of... tall. And broad.]

May I impose upon you for a shirt, as well?

[dominare]

Miss Favrielle should be your first and only stop.

[ there's something almost scandalous by not adding her surname, but frankly, Haytham doesn't give a damn. He can tell the speaker is English, speaking without a drawl that characterized the lower and working classes. In a city full of time-travelling French revolutionaries, it's a breath of fresh air. ]

Bespoke clothing may take time, but I'm sure she has something— appropriate for you to wear as you wait.

[mopirates_moproblems]

[He's beginning to see what Javert meant about there being quite a few Englishmen here. Still, there's no mistaking that economy of language. Military precision. James might swoon.]

She comes extremely highly recommended, it seems.

video;

[chiot]

'Ey, Monsieur. If'n it's 'cause you died, just wear 'em anyway. Less you were attacked by a monster or summat, they should be just fine! [ This comes from the little boy who has bullet holes in his clothes and doesn't seem to care. ]

video;

[mopirates_moproblems]

[James is all for justice, but that sight --

His eyes widen, for only a moment, but then he arches an eyebrow dryly.]

And if I was attacked by a monster?

[Maybe not in the sense Gavroche meant -- after all, a stab wound is a stab wound -- but what harm is a moment of whimsy, for a boy his age?]

goddammit I added his tag accidentally and it won't go away so I'm just tagging it anyway

[virginprice]

If you are in the Water Sector, then you are not far from a clothier- and I can deliver it, if you require, as I assist her.

[He didn't want to walk through the streets with ruined clothing either.]

Alcuin you look like a girl.

[mopirates_moproblems]

Is that clothier Miss Eglantine, by any chance?

video;

[flawedgoods]

[Favrielle's not surprised by some recommendations, though she can't help but be pleased by the good word of those she considers clients rather than friends. Mood improved somewhat by that, she responds.]

Good day, messire, my name is Favrielle nó Eglantine, and I have time available for appointments during the next day or so if you would like to arrange for a time to meet. I can assess your garments and mend what I'm able, or provide new pieces as necessary.

Re: video;

[mopirates_moproblems]

Miss Eglantine. You come most highly recommended. I would appreciate the soonest available time, if that is possible. I believe this all to be salvageable, but I should not like to go about in it.

audio;

[cynisme]

[he scoffs, not even bothering to make a video connection for this slight of commentary.] Another Englishman who gives a damn about his clothes. You're in good company, monsieur, though I suppose most would call it bad company.

audio;

[mopirates_moproblems]

[Well this is off to a swell start. James's voice is at its stiffest.]

I fail to see anything objectionable in either Englishmen or those who put on a proper front. The company seems excellent on all accounts.

video

[shootingshields]

[Oh hello fellow Englishperson.]

Chiming in for another recommendation of Miss Favrielle, even if I see she's already made contact.

The Earth sector is largely textile based, should you have further need. Most of the styles of Keeliai in general have an Asian influence and feel.

And please excuse the observation, but am I correct in assuming you're not familiar with this level of technology? [Sort of wondering and implying what year he's from??]

video

[mopirates_moproblems]

[The video is from the fluffily cravated neck up, to avoid displaying his rather ragged surcoat. If the awkwardness and the speech weren't a tipoff, the wig would be a dead giveaway.]

It is indeed more advanced than I have ever encountered. [Says the man whose last journey was navigated by magic compass.] You have me at a disadvantage, madam, as I do not recognize your style of dress.

[Translation: women in uniform? What is this?!]