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clint barton ➶ HAWKEYE ([personal profile] arches) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2012-08-25 09:41 am

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Okay, so not to be ungrateful--because I really appreciate being fished out of the ocean and given a crash course, really, I do--but the whole time thing? Things are just frozen, back where we came from, is that it?

( He pauses for a moment, and huffs. Perceptive listeners will be able to tell that he sounds exhausted, more so when he continues. )

Yeah, I find that a little hard to swallow. More than this place, even. Has there been any verification, on that? Or am I just supposed to assume the nice people fishing me out of the ocean were telling the truth?

( Another pause, some muttering that isn't quite audible, though there may be a curse or two in there. Something about deserving this? Who knows. And then, just as unceremoniously as it began, the feed cuts. )
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
God I am so sick of you guys and your screwed up alternate worlds.

Okay. Who are you? For real this time. I mean. You're obviously not Tony Stark or Big Green, and if you've never even heard of Pym-- God, I don't know. You don't sound Eurotrash enough to be Quicksilver and I haven't heard a single thou which pretty much rules out Thor. Plus I don't think he'd care about me saying I can use lightning. Except to say something like 'hey you, getteth thou off my cloud' or something like that.
Edited (iconnn also lol he's just listing founding members now because he believes in namedropping) 2012-08-25 21:50 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No way. Say something circus-y.

[YEAH HE DOESN'T BUY IT THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ENOUGH TERRIBLE PUNS IN THIS CONVERSATION.]

... Dude. Uh. Yeah? They kinda do.
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Then there's no way you're Hawkeye. Unless you're that chick from the Young Avengers with a voice modulator or something. In which case - weird.

Okay how many Asgardians have you met exactly?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I've met Hawkeye. He's a big goofball who dresses all in purple and has like a million arrows and used to be a villain who worked in a circus or... something. You sound like the friggin' Terminator. No dice.

... was it Loki as a kid?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, Bucky never wore hotpants. So maybe this universe is just really fucked up.]

What's the best shot you ever made?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have any kids.

[... pause.]

I don't think you have any kids.
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-25 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[hm.]

Okay, what's your real name?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-26 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Huff.]

Sharpe.
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-26 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends on whether or not you believe me, I guess.

[kanyeshrug.]

So what's the game-plan, then? I mean, you and Cap and Señor Hotpants gotta have something, right? Even if you're this weird alternate-universe, 'Reed Richards wouldn't have the First Damn Clue what to do with you' baby Avengers brigade?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-28 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
... How many missions have you guys gone on exactly? Like... have you ever faced down Doom, or an army of skrulls, or like... Kang?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-08-29 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really not.
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You think that fact's somehow escaped my notice?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-03 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Speak for yourself, hotshot.

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