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Okay, so not to be ungrateful--because I really appreciate being fished out of the ocean and given a crash course, really, I do--but the whole time thing? Things are just frozen, back where we came from, is that it?
( He pauses for a moment, and huffs. Perceptive listeners will be able to tell that he sounds exhausted, more so when he continues. )
Yeah, I find that a little hard to swallow. More than this place, even. Has there been any verification, on that? Or am I just supposed to assume the nice people fishing me out of the ocean were telling the truth?
( Another pause, some muttering that isn't quite audible, though there may be a curse or two in there. Something about deserving this? Who knows. And then, just as unceremoniously as it began, the feed cuts. )
( He pauses for a moment, and huffs. Perceptive listeners will be able to tell that he sounds exhausted, more so when he continues. )
Yeah, I find that a little hard to swallow. More than this place, even. Has there been any verification, on that? Or am I just supposed to assume the nice people fishing me out of the ocean were telling the truth?
( Another pause, some muttering that isn't quite audible, though there may be a curse or two in there. Something about deserving this? Who knows. And then, just as unceremoniously as it began, the feed cuts. )
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Okay. Who are you? For real this time. I mean. You're obviously not Tony Stark or Big Green, and if you've never even heard of Pym-- God, I don't know. You don't sound Eurotrash enough to be Quicksilver and I haven't heard a single thou which pretty much rules out Thor. Plus I don't think he'd care about me saying I can use lightning. Except to say something like 'hey you, getteth thou off my cloud' or something like that.
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I'm Hawkeye. And you really are clueless if you think that's what Asgardians sound like.
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... Dude. Uh. Yeah? They kinda do.
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( And then, more seriously: ) No. They really don't.
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Okay how many Asgardians have you met exactly?
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There's no way I am who I am? What exactly are you judging this against, kid?
( He pauses, then, kind of self-mockingly: ) One and a half.
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... was it Loki as a kid?
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( And not even touching that last part because stuff of nightmares. Yup. )
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What's the best shot you ever made?
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I don't think you have any kids.
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No. I don't have any kids.
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Okay, what's your real name?
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What's yours?
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Sharpe.
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( So impressed. )
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[kanyeshrug.]
So what's the game-plan, then? I mean, you and Cap and Señor Hotpants gotta have something, right? Even if you're this weird alternate-universe, 'Reed Richards wouldn't have the First Damn Clue what to do with you' baby Avengers brigade?
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Sure. That's what Avengers do, isn't it? Deal with crap like this.
( He only knows that in theory, but hey what the hell. )
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