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[bondsprofoundly]

Anyone who is in need of currency may have mine.

[...and that's it. Free money!]

Comments

[suoxi]

[ djdkkfkdkkd ]

Oh? Not even for necessities?

[bondsprofoundly]

I don't require anything, so no. [Which he is so happy about. Humans require so much upkeep, goddamn.]

[suoxi]

[ ...huh. ]

Well that's...very convenient, I suppose.

[bondsprofoundly]

In certain situations.

[pause]

Did you need money?

[suoxi]

No, thank you. I was simply checking my computer and was pleasantly surprised by your generosity.

[bondsprofoundly]

[Bluh she's said it twice, now he's uncomfortable. "Generous" is not a word he'd apply to himself.]

You're...welcome. I guess.

[suoxi]

[she smiles. ] My name is Inara. I don't think we've met.

[bondsprofoundly]

We haven't.

[...Cas, introduce yourself.]

I'm Castiel.

[suoxi]

It's nice to meet you, Castiel. Are you recently arrived?

[bondsprofoundly]

Yeah. [Relatively speaking.] I'm among the ones who arrived in the palace, as opposed to the ocean.

[suoxi]

Ah. I think I would have preferred that, myself. The ocean is...slightly less accommodating.

[ seawater :c ]

[bondsprofoundly]

People commonly prefer not to be drowned, in my experience. [Was that a joke?]

[suoxi]

[ ... that... how do respond...?! ]

I'd prefer it myself, honestly. I imagine appearing in the palace is much less traumatic.

[ though she has no real idea. ]