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Anyone who is in need of currency may have mine.

[...and that's it. Free money!]

[Nope, she doesn't.]

Name one that's in it for the good of all.

I can't. Unbiased generosity is an anomaly not often found in society.

[To her, that pretty much confirms what she started with. That makes them back in the car again.]

Then what's the catch? Because I don't buy that you're an 'anomaly' if you even try that angle.

[Actually he's totally a societal anomaly, though not exactly a good one.]

I don't have a catch. I don't need this money and other people do. I don't claim to be a philanthropist, though. [Practically the opposite, in many points of his life.]

[#ANGELS]

Why don't you need the money, smart guy? People need to eat and money buys food.

[Oh here we go, this should clear things up. Now she will be forever cured of her suspicion through the miraculous healing power of sheer honesty. Totally how it works.]

I don't eat.

...or sleep. I'm not human.

You a post human?

[Because a mutation that saves from eating and sleeping has got to be easy on the grocery bills.]

I'm a non-human.

[He's wearing a human though.]

[First thought: Does this human make my butt look fat?]

Okaaaay. What's that mean?

[And if you say 'not human' she is going to find you and zap you.]

[or does his butt make this HUMAN look fat]

It means my species is in no way related to or derived from the homo sapiens. ...despite appearances.

I'm an angel.

[That would have to be one sacred ass to make the human look fat. How holy are you, Mr. Angel?]

Right. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.

[Forget that the 616 rendition of her is royalty and all.]

[girl can't you tell just look at dat booty dayum]

You do bear a resemblance to her, yes.

[Oh, the sacrilegious turns we have taken here. YES, GOOD.]

Yeah. That? That was sarcasm, buddy.

Oh. ...well, you do.

Anyway, you're welcome to my financial assistance if you'd like it, but you're not obligated. Obviously.

Thanks...?

[Because... what. How does he... nevermind. He seems a bit off his block.]

I'm good, but I'll catch you around if that changes. Later.

[Ororo's not sure if oddball is contagious, but she's not taking a chance.]

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