audio;

[bondsprofoundly]

Anyone who is in need of currency may have mine.

[...and that's it. Free money!]

Comments

audio;

[bondsprofoundly]

I'm a non-human.

[He's wearing a human though.]

audio;

[storm_warning]

[First thought: Does this human make my butt look fat?]

Okaaaay. What's that mean?

[And if you say 'not human' she is going to find you and zap you.]

audio;

[bondsprofoundly]

[or does his butt make this HUMAN look fat]

It means my species is in no way related to or derived from the homo sapiens. ...despite appearances.

I'm an angel.

audio;

[storm_warning]

[That would have to be one sacred ass to make the human look fat. How holy are you, Mr. Angel?]

Right. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.

[Forget that the 616 rendition of her is royalty and all.]

audio;

[bondsprofoundly]

[girl can't you tell just look at dat booty dayum]

You do bear a resemblance to her, yes.

audio;

[storm_warning]

[Oh, the sacrilegious turns we have taken here. YES, GOOD.]

Yeah. That? That was sarcasm, buddy.

audio;

[bondsprofoundly]

Oh. ...well, you do.

Anyway, you're welcome to my financial assistance if you'd like it, but you're not obligated. Obviously.

audio;

[storm_warning]

Thanks...?

[Because... what. How does he... nevermind. He seems a bit off his block.]

I'm good, but I'll catch you around if that changes. Later.

[Ororo's not sure if oddball is contagious, but she's not taking a chance.]