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[newblood]

Hi, everyone. [ a quick, cheerful wave and matching smile. ] I'm Caroline Forbes, and I was wondering if I can help anybody here with anything.

Back home, I'm basically my town's event-coordinator and the junior head of community service. Additionally, I'm an experienced sober coach [ ha. ] and a relatively experienced life coach [ unlife coach. ]. So, if you're suffering from the turtle island blues, then I can totally help you change your tune. I also happen to be a grade 'A' body guard [ which may be surprising, considering her...everything. ]  and an awesome shopping buddy.

I'm kind of a superhero, too, I guess, except more super than hero. [ another smile. She's fitting in with the crowd. There are plenty of superheroes around, right? Nothing special to see here. ] I mean, I don't really do much for the greater good, but I can mess with people's dreams — and I know that a lot of you guys have bad insomnia or suffer from nightmares, at least.

So, if you'd like to, y'know, dream of fluffy kittens and rainbows for a change, I can help with that.

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[fatedchaos]

[There are some magical words in this post.] Shopping buddy?

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[newblood]

[ Her smile widens. ] Shopping buddy. Interested? [ please say yes. ]

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[fatedchaos]

[yes yes yes yes.] I'm so interested. Wandering around markets and stores by yourself is really depressing.

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[newblood]

I know, right? [ dead serious. ] And there's no point in buying anything without a second opinion.

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[fatedchaos]

There really isn't. Or at least having someone there to make fun of something that is really awful. [Sigh.]

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[newblood]

[ she gets it. ] You may actually be my favorite person on turtle earth right now.

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[fatedchaos]

[She laughs.] I'm Vanessa, by the way.

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[newblood]

Nice to meet you, Vanessa. [ and she beams. ] When are you free?

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[fatedchaos]

It's nice to meet you, too, Caroline. I'm free whenever you are!