002 | Video
April 22nd, 2013 19:07![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Mavis comes online shortly before sundown, her darkened room brightened marginally by the short candles (the last of her stock) scattered about the suite. Her expression is serious and her arms are crossed. When the candlelight shifts marginally, one could almost say she is pouting, but she totally stopped doing that in her fifties.
Oh, and she's standing on the ceiling, appearing upsidedown on the consoles.]
Hi. Mavis here. [Here, she falters, discontent.]
It's obvious that I'm not the only vampire here. [Yeah. Surprise! ...even if she doesn't actually know how many there are.] It's also obvious that certain other vampires -- [She rolls her eyes; naming no Batmans.] -- aren't setting a good example for monsterkind. [Forget naming. This disappointed look she's aiming at the console? IT'S FOR YOU, BATMAN.] They act surly and grumpy and it's setting monster perception back centuries. We're talking Stoker era backwards, guys.
[Right. The point. Mavis straightens up, unfolding her arms and thumping one hand decisively into the opposite palm.]
I want everyone to know that not all vampires are sour pumpkins! [She stresses this point, starting to pace back and forth on the ceiling.] Most of us are really great and just want to live peacefully with humans. And kedan. [Oh, yeah. She suspects all this kedan negativity to be linked back, in part, to Mr. Growly McBatpants and his PR failure.]
Soooo, to make sure no one else misunderstands us, I'm coming out of the coffin to answer any questions you have about vampires. [A deep breath, then a smile.] I mean, daughter of Dracula, right? I kind of an expert. [A nervous laugh.] It's totally cool! Don't freak out or anything. I don't bite. [Her smile bares her fangs, but that's part and parcel of the whole vampire shindig.]
Oh, and she's standing on the ceiling, appearing upsidedown on the consoles.]
Hi. Mavis here. [Here, she falters, discontent.]
It's obvious that I'm not the only vampire here. [Yeah. Surprise! ...even if she doesn't actually know how many there are.] It's also obvious that certain other vampires -- [She rolls her eyes; naming no Batmans.] -- aren't setting a good example for monsterkind. [Forget naming. This disappointed look she's aiming at the console? IT'S FOR YOU, BATMAN.] They act surly and grumpy and it's setting monster perception back centuries. We're talking Stoker era backwards, guys.
[Right. The point. Mavis straightens up, unfolding her arms and thumping one hand decisively into the opposite palm.]
I want everyone to know that not all vampires are sour pumpkins! [She stresses this point, starting to pace back and forth on the ceiling.] Most of us are really great and just want to live peacefully with humans. And kedan. [Oh, yeah. She suspects all this kedan negativity to be linked back, in part, to Mr. Growly McBatpants and his PR failure.]
Soooo, to make sure no one else misunderstands us, I'm coming out of the coffin to answer any questions you have about vampires. [A deep breath, then a smile.] I mean, daughter of Dracula, right? I kind of an expert. [A nervous laugh.] It's totally cool! Don't freak out or anything. I don't bite. [Her smile bares her fangs, but that's part and parcel of the whole vampire shindig.]