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tushanshu2013-05-12 11:38 am
sureisaguy) wrote in tushanshu2013-05-12 11:38 am
001 ● VIDEO
[ The video feed loads and Mikey comes into view, frowning in concentration with his tongue sticking out. Computers are not his best subject. After about ten seconds he seems to realize that he's broadcasting and leans in, grabbing the console screen as if he can see everyone if he just gets close enough. ]
Uhhh... hello? This thing on?
[ He waves a two-fingered hand in front of the camera and sits back slightly. ]
So um, anyone know if this turtle gets DSL? 'Cause I gotta send a word back to my bros and I can't find the internet thingy on this computer.
[ Squinting at the console, a look of understanding dawns on his face. ]
Ohhhh what if I press--
Uhhh... hello? This thing on?
[ He waves a two-fingered hand in front of the camera and sits back slightly. ]
So um, anyone know if this turtle gets DSL? 'Cause I gotta send a word back to my bros and I can't find the internet thingy on this computer.
[ Squinting at the console, a look of understanding dawns on his face. ]
Ohhhh what if I press--
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...but before her excitement can get the better of her, Lara-Su makes an attempt to contain it...
It's happened before you see...not that she was disappointed at all...
...but still...] I'm not sure what DSL is...but I can tell you one thing, these computers don't seem to communicate with devices back home...if that's what you're trying to do.
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Seriously? Man, that sucks.
[ Mikey is just gonna assume Lara-Su is a mutant until he hears otherwise. That said, it doesn't make a bit of difference to him who or what she is. ]
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You said a mouthful, my dad's probably flipping his melon right about now. [Because that's what he does best.] We're all just kind of stuck on the big guy for whatever reason...
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[ Mikey hugs his knees. ]
Yeah I think I kinda wasn't listening to that part.
[ Correction: he wasn't listening to any parts. ]
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[Because when she came here it was so obvious.]
And I'm not exactly sure what you're supposed to do for a giant sick turtle, it's not like he's a Mobosapien.
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He really, really wasn't paying attention. ]
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W-what?
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Okay, you lost me.
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[She'll try to be understanding.]
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So uh, what's wrong with him?
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What's wrong with him on the inside, I'm not sure. You can just see it on the outside.
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Because seriously, he is only tolerable in small doses most of the time. ]
See what?
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Well...if you've ever been sick you know you get...like a cough, a runny nose, you look all gross and infectious and no one wants to be around you, right? [She'll let Mikey absorb that for a second.]
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[ Mikey screws up his nose and rears back in disgust. ]
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So the mold is like, his boogers?!
[ oh god oh god what if he touched some ]
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[ And this is coming from a guy who lives in a sewer. ]
How come he's not getting better? Can't someone give him medicine or something?
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Well, I was thinking about it, but he is kind of big and I'd have to go inside.
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Like... inside the turtle?
[ That sounds really, really gross. And painful; as a turtle, he can sympathize. ]
So they're just letting him get sick? Isn't there something someone can do?
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[ RAPH YOU ARE A JERK ]
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