Longest after Kyle horribleness

[alphatar]

[When the feed starts, Korra is sitting back against her spinny-chair with her hands dangling from the arm rests. Whether she's bored, tired, lost in thought, or all three is anyone's guess. Her armband is cut, exposing her skin underneath, and it's splattered with a dull red. She's chewing on a really small, but very thick strip of jerky.]

A lot's going on right now, it's kind of hard to keep up. There's a lot of new faces. Well, new to me anyway. [A simple hand wave.] Hi, I'm Korra; but I'm sure someone's probably told you that.

Anyway, I just wanted to say if anyone's freezer is too full or just having too hard of a time handling those tribble things I can help out. Or if you just need some ice, I’m selling bags of them, cheap.

[The living area behind her is surprisingly tribble free and there is a brown and white furry covering on the chair she's in. Taking another bite, she points at the screen and her lips turn into a thin line, eyes narrowing.]

And whoever keeps beating me at mahjong, THIS ISN'T OVER. [Seriously.]


[Video 30% Encryption; Mako]

I'm going up to the turtle's head soon, do you want to go?

Comments

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[redjay]

Putting the tribbles on ice is our best solution?

text; anon

[alphatar]

That seems to work best. Keeps them fresh and still so they don't just mulltee-ply. My freezur has a ton of them.

permatext/anon

[redjay]

Keeps them fresh sounds a bit like you're eating them.

permatext/anon

[alphatar]

They're not bad. I'm going to give some of them to my draggun friends too. They probly want something other than fish. Why kill them and wayst food, right?

[redjay]

Tapeworms. Rabies. That's just me. Don't let me ruin the BBQ.

Your spelling is terrible. I can ignore it, but I thought you should know.

EXCUSE YOU, HER SPELLING IS FANTASTIC.

[alphatar]

Works just like it did back home. Skin it, cook it, and use the pelts. These tribbulls are ideal for it and are actually dellishus when prepared right. What are rabies?

I thought I was getting better...

IT TOTALLY IS . DON'T STOP

[redjay]

A disease. It makes you go mad and froth at the mouth. Not pretty. And those things are the size of a squirrel, too much effort for so little meat.

Who ever told you that is probably lying. It's delicious, not dellishus.

<3

[alphatar]

Sounds uglee. Are you kidding? They're the perfect size for a jurkee snack. I don't even have to cut them that much.

Dinah's not a liar... Thanks, I'll write that correction down in my notes.

[redjay]

So you're telling me they don't have internal organs or bones? I read they are born pregnant. Do you find a nugget size tribble inside another tribble?

And I think you meant dragons.

[alphatar]

No bones, but they do have organs. That's the bit of cutting I was talking about.

Born pregnant? Is that what that is? Ew.

Oh, yeah. Temmurraurre Tem and Isskeeurca Isky.

[redjay]

How long have you been eating them? I want to keep a timeline on you in case you do get a fever and start frothing. Trust me, I'm a doctor. [No he's not but everyone lies in his family so]

I'm not even going to try with that one.

[alphatar]

Since there was more than 8 in my sweet? A few days ago I think. That's great! I'm a heelur. So do you know doctor Nottu?

Tem and Isky are nice. I try to give them food a lot so they don't have to fly all the way to the cee.

[redjay]

Suite. Healer. Not sure. Sea. Gonna take a wild guess and say you aren't from my world.

I think I've seen them on the network. Hard believe we have actual dragons here.

[alphatar]

Thanks! I'll write those down too.

Probly not. Do bending or Avatar sound familiar to you?

Yes it is. Dragons are extinkt on my world. So it's nice to have them here. I am a part of Isky's krew, so she lets me fly on her sometimes.

[redjay]

Might want to write down extinct and crew too. Close but no cigar.

Not unless you mean bending it like Beckham or that shitty James Cameron movie.

Dragons are made up in my world. But people in my world likes to get creative, they make things up all the time. And some how they become real.

[alphatar]

All right, I will.

Beckham? You do have benders?? James Cameron?

Wait, your people can just MAKE dragons?

[redjay]

No, Beckham is some guy who can kick the ball with a curve so it "bends". And don't worry about James Cameron. He'll never get to hurt you.

Sure. Magically. Never seen it myself but I'm 90% positive it can happen.

[alphatar]

So your world had a lot of trubbel with this terrorist James Cameron? Ours had to deal with Amon and his revolution. But Amon’s here, so I can’t garanty gairenty promise he won’t hurt you.

Oh, magic is a different story. There’s all types of magic users here. I know Zatanna, Traci, and Sabriel. I didn’t know they could make dragons tho.

omg korra he's going to throw a book at you

[redjay]

[Oh she's from Amon's world. That makes so much sense now.]

The usual; he prefers mass deception. And I'm betting there's more to worry about than Amon. I read through the network, things have been rough.

Maybe they can. They just haven't tried.

heeee

[alphatar]

That's exactly what Amon did! It's just wrong. Lying to a lot of people, esspushally people who trust you.

A lot has been going on since the day I got here. Doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon. Don't overlook Amon. His bending isn't what he needs to be daynjurus.

[redjay]

I've seen the guy a couple times and I gotta say he's the last person I'd put trust in. I mean, he wears a mask. How trustworthy can a guy in a mask be.

[Says the guy with a red helmet mask thing. Way to keep it real here.]

You think he's going to start a his own little 'revolution' here?

[alphatar]

[Finally, someone who knows not trust a forty year old man wearing a very creepy mask. Korra is very delight that this anonymous person has a clear thinking head on their shoulders.]

No, the revolution was really just so he could have his own private war against benders. Whatever he’s planning tho isn’t going to be good.

[A man like that wouldn’t idly succumb to a normal life, not with the kind of restlessness he had.]

[redjay]

His war doesn't mean a thing here. We're all here to endure whatever that Emperor or this damn turtle throws at us.

You're a bender, has he actively tried to harm or sabotage you?

[alphatar]

It’s not his war or his bending I’m worried about.

Yes.

[The questioning turn the text conversation took gave Korra pause before she sent out her message.]

[redjay]

Then what should we be worried about?

[Short reply there; curtness demands elaboration but Jason knows when to back off.]