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[unconchonable]

[Maybe it's in bad taste. Maybe it's in bad taste and Eridan really does not give a shit. He's heard the news, and is delighted by it, to be perfectly honest. She was nothing but a disrespectful cur, and the news of her death has left him elated to say the least. When the feed turns on, he's sipping a hot cup of tea (pinky extended), of what type is anyone's guess, but he looks amused as ever.]

I say the bitch got what was comin' to her.

[He takes another long sip. He feels no need to disclose who, when it's probably obvious to anyone with a working think pan.]

Just goes to show that maybe there is some modicum a justice in this place.

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[hulkintraining]

[Teddy is glaring so hard right now.]

No matter what your personal feelings towards the Emperor were, there are people mourning her right now. Show some respect for them if not for her.

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[unconchonable]

What makes you think I care about their feelin's?

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[hulkintraining]

You're making it clear that you don't. But I don't think that's a message you want to advertise.

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[unconchonable]

An' why, pray tell, wouldn't I? Don't need to be giwin' out false implications. Where would that get me?

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[hulkintraining]

Well, it's not going to earn you many friends.

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[unconchonable]

Do I look like a guy who needs friends? [Just ignore the fact he gets lonely easily and does indeed want friends.]

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[hulkintraining]

Everyone needs friends. Unless you enjoy being miserable and alone. [He's not buying it.]

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[unconchonable]

Not me. [He says all too quickly, but pretty damn plainly too. Trying to be convincing here.]

I ain't like you humans. I don't get all miserable an' shit ower not hawin' some idiots around.

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[hulkintraining]

Everyone feels alone at time. Even you, I bet.

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[unconchonable]

[Silence.]

You learn to fuckin' deal with it.

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[hulkintraining]

If you had friends by your side it would be a whole lot easier to deal with. But hey, have it your way...

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[unconchonable]

Look I got friends, I just don't necessarily need them. Either way, what the fuck does it matter to you?

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[hulkintraining]

It matters to me because I have friends who are mourning the Emperor's death and the last thing they need is to deal with your open hostility over the network. If you have friends, maybe you can understand why I'd feel the need to speak on their behalf.

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[unconchonable]

I didn't say anythin' hostile. Kinda stupid to be hostile towards a corpse, y'know. Look, this whole mournin' business is a stupid waste a time, and I don't got to deal with it if I don't want to, so just piss off.

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[hulkintraining]

I think what you mean is it's a waste of time for you. If someone died that I knew well enough to mourn, anyone going around saying they got what they deserved would seem pretty hostile to me.

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[unconchonable]

Okay, but you gotta take into consideration what this hypothetical important person may hawe done to the person sayin' they deserwed it. Just 'cos you know 'em, don't mean they're innocent. At all.

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[hulkintraining]

Any grudge you have against the Emperor is pointless now. She's gone. [His tone lowers almost without him realizing it, becoming oddly gentle.] The only thing you'll do if attract unwanted attention towards yourself by saying stuff like this. [Like the new guy in power for instance.]