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[unconchonable]

[Maybe it's in bad taste. Maybe it's in bad taste and Eridan really does not give a shit. He's heard the news, and is delighted by it, to be perfectly honest. She was nothing but a disrespectful cur, and the news of her death has left him elated to say the least. When the feed turns on, he's sipping a hot cup of tea (pinky extended), of what type is anyone's guess, but he looks amused as ever.]

I say the bitch got what was comin' to her.

[He takes another long sip. He feels no need to disclose who, when it's probably obvious to anyone with a working think pan.]

Just goes to show that maybe there is some modicum a justice in this place.

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[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

Well finally, some good news.

[Video]

[unconchonable]

Definitely. I was not expectin' this turn of ewents, but I am left completely satisfied.

Now if only I knew who did it, so then I could giwe 'em a right pat on the fuckin' shoulder for a job well done.

[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

Though I doubt that the new Emperor is going to be any different. Probably weaker if anything. [Since he saw that the guy had been upset and had maybe scoffed at it.]

A toast to them.

[Video]

[unconchonable]

That just makes things easier doesn't it?

[Eridan is being sloppy, but this whole murder plot leaves him not giving a shit.]

Perhaps we should throw some sorta celebration in their honor. [He's mostly joking. Maybe.]

[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

Hm. I suppose in a way.

[He sits back and shrugs. There's a small smirk.]

And it'll outshine those in mourning of that pathetic excuse for a female.

[Video]

[unconchonable]

It'll be a bash, anyone who got the sense to not be melancholy ower the news is inwited. Hell, we can ewen inwite the ones grief-stricken, might make 'em realize how flippin' stupid they are.

[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

That's something I doubt. And why would you want a group of pathetic weeping fools being sad over the fact someone was stupid enough to get killed in their own home when it wasn't under attack? They'll no doubt bring the mood down. It's a celebration.

[Video]

[unconchonable]

Haha, it was a joke. But honestly, their anguish at the enjoyment at a celebration ower the death a the Emperor they so lowed would be delicious. Though tirin', I do agree.

[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

Well it looks like people might decide to crash regardless. Can't say it's for the party though.

[Video]

[unconchonable]

Ha, let 'em. It's bloody pathetic. The whole lot of 'em.

Tell me, do you like tea perchance?

[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

I have to admit though, it would be something I'd like to see. [Because who doesn't want to watch people try/succeed in beating the crap out of someone else.] Such a touchy subject for their poor precious feelings.

[He's quiet a moment and looks thoughtful.]

On the occasions that I've had it, yes.

[Video]

[unconchonable]

They're cowards, they'll bitch an' moan, but when it comes to makin' good on any a those threats, they'll choke.

[He grins.]

We should go out for tea sometime, maybe hawe a relewant exchange or two, if you get my meanin'. [You know, about the whole decimating the numbers of these pink-skinned nuisances. Nothing too big.]

[Video]

[vhaidtluin]

Of course they will! There's nothing worth the effort of believing in their words. It's like cornering a cat. Only difference is the cat will lash out.

[And he ends up smirking, because that sounded like a perfect idea.]

Well now, I can;t exactly turn an offer like that down. [Tea and the potential killing of humans? (even if it's just a discussion) Okay!]