010 ≠ ( CONSOLE | VIDEO ) backdated to June 16th

[denyamenti]

[ For all he likes to snark comment on other people's posts, Bakura hardly makes any of his own, and as such, this is the first one in several months.

He's sporting an impressive bruise on one side of his face, and looking suitably rumpled. There are also small traces of wispy black shadow clinging to him, and to the edge of the video frame, all of which he ignores. ]

Dojo's closed for today and tomorrow. Hebnay, sefatjiw, you can pick up your pay on the weekend instead.

Comments

[redlightgreenlight]

What happened to you?

[Very few people were bold enough to mess up Bakura's face and it certainly hadn't been her.]

[denyamenti]

An explosion.

[redlightgreenlight]

[Ah, that made more sense]

What did you do to the Dojo?

[denyamenti]

... exploded part of it.

[redlightgreenlight]

I figured that part. [he was definitely a man of few words and it was highly annoying]

Just how did you 'explode' the Dojo.

[denyamenti]

[ He could really care less about your level of annoyance ever right now. ]

I was testing a Spell, to make it do something it hadn't done. Clearly, it didn't work as intended.

[redlightgreenlight]

Clearly.

[Whether he cared or not, an annoyed goddess was not a happy goddess.]

Do you need help cleaning?

[denyamenti]

It's my mess, I can clean it myself.

[ It's what he'd tell anyone else, if the situation were reversed. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

I could always ask Anton to send his cleaning faery.

[denyamenti]

His... what?

[redlightgreenlight]

[she laughs]

His cleaning faery.

[denyamenti]

[ Bakura is actually picturing a winged being, like the category of Duel Monster. ]

If I wanted a faery, sefatjiw, I'd just summon one up.

[redlightgreenlight]

[crystal, clear and beautiful laughter for a few moments]

Erskine Ravel? The Janitor at the Midnight Hotel. He is inhumanly handsome, hence his nickname.

But we both digress. What was this spell supposed to do?

[denyamenti]

Oh, that one.

[ He recalls Anton's post. ]

Inhumanly handsome, hm? I thought your type was a little more on the scruffy side.

[redlightgreenlight]

My type is flexible.

[denyamenti]

And who can double as chew toys.

[edgeoftheknife]

What- Valdis are you trying to loan me out? You can't do that!

[redlightgreenlight]

I was kidding, Erskine...

[edgeoftheknife]

...right. Okay then. Just... just checking.

Because honestly, I wouldn't put it past Anton at this point.

[redlightgreenlight]

Well, you did cause a bit of a mess.

[edgeoftheknife]

After Skulduggery attacked me. It was self defense.

[denyamenti]

Clearly you haven't been inventive enough to keep her attention, if she's pawning you off. You'll have to try a little harder, it seems.

Or be more flexible.

[edgeoftheknife]

No problems with flexibility here, sorry. Could be she's just not digging the skeleton I'm chained to. Chains aren't to everyone's taste.

[denyamenti]

Maybe you should try putting a collar on the end of it, and offering one of the khaikheben's leg bones as a treat for good behaviour. Or bad behaviour, if that's your thing.

[edgeoftheknife]

[Huff huff--someone's totally making the wrong association on the collar thing because guess who has to wear a collar when he goes out in public for the time being :')

Sounding just a touch indignant:]

Look, the collar wasn't my idea.