010 ≠ ( CONSOLE | VIDEO ) backdated to June 16th

[denyamenti]

[ For all he likes to snark comment on other people's posts, Bakura hardly makes any of his own, and as such, this is the first one in several months.

He's sporting an impressive bruise on one side of his face, and looking suitably rumpled. There are also small traces of wispy black shadow clinging to him, and to the edge of the video frame, all of which he ignores. ]

Dojo's closed for today and tomorrow. Hebnay, sefatjiw, you can pick up your pay on the weekend instead.

Comments

[edgeoftheknife]

What- Valdis are you trying to loan me out? You can't do that!

[redlightgreenlight]

I was kidding, Erskine...

[edgeoftheknife]

...right. Okay then. Just... just checking.

Because honestly, I wouldn't put it past Anton at this point.

[redlightgreenlight]

Well, you did cause a bit of a mess.

[edgeoftheknife]

After Skulduggery attacked me. It was self defense.

[redlightgreenlight]

I have a hard time believing that Skulduggery attacked you for no reason, but it doesn't matter, I was kidding.

[edgeoftheknife]

Right. Kidding. Right-o.

So. Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?

[redlightgreenlight]

[She sighed]

You're asking me about the weather?

[edgeoftheknife]

It's that or ask about your proclivity for flexibility. With or without eyebrow wagging, at your discretion.

[redlightgreenlight]

Wag your eyebrows all you want, Faery Prince, this princess is going to need a little more commitment before she tells you anything more about her flexibility.

[edgeoftheknife]

Oh lord, she said the "C" word.

[He tosses his hands up in the air, grinning.]

I'm out. That's it for me.

[redlightgreenlight]

[She laughs, the sound lovely and genuine]

That's not what you said the other night.

[edgeoftheknife]

This might be a good time to mention that I'll do and/or say just about anything whilst drunk and at the mercy of a beautiful lady.

[denyamenti]

Clearly you haven't been inventive enough to keep her attention, if she's pawning you off. You'll have to try a little harder, it seems.

Or be more flexible.

[edgeoftheknife]

No problems with flexibility here, sorry. Could be she's just not digging the skeleton I'm chained to. Chains aren't to everyone's taste.

[denyamenti]

Maybe you should try putting a collar on the end of it, and offering one of the khaikheben's leg bones as a treat for good behaviour. Or bad behaviour, if that's your thing.

[edgeoftheknife]

[Huff huff--someone's totally making the wrong association on the collar thing because guess who has to wear a collar when he goes out in public for the time being :')

Sounding just a touch indignant:]

Look, the collar wasn't my idea.

[denyamenti]

True, but doesn't he know you better than most? Think about what that says.

1/2 I think

[edgeoftheknife]

2/? ok I lied

[edgeoftheknife]

3/4 almost done???

[edgeoftheknife]

DONE

[edgeoftheknife]

God damn, three hundred years and I'm just now finding out Shudder's the kinkiest one of us all. Rue included.

Why am I always the last to know?

[denyamenti]

You mean the djadjut's penchant for being in complete control wasn't a giveaway? I don't know what to tell you.

[edgeoftheknife]

My god, you're completely right. I never guessed.

Do you do psychoanalysis on demand? I have a few others I'd be interested in finding out about.

[denyamenti]

[ Bakura spreads his hands, as though to say, bring it. ]