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[sharpes]

note to all the newcomers:

you are really not more important than the rest of us, fyi. and demanding answers? is pretty dumb. because if we had them do you seriously think we'd still be here?

yeah.

thanks for playing. feel free to link this to any n00bs past or present, because some people seriously need a wake-up call.

oh yeah and welcome to the jungle or something.

- anonymous.

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[hackingyoursensors]

"N00bs"? Seriously?

[Leave it to Dick to find your outdated Internet slang the most offensive thing about this post.]

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[sharpes]

gotta speak in neanderthal for these plebes to understand, dude.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah but it makes you look old, man. What next? W00t?

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[sharpes]

i save that one for when i'm kicking ass at CoD.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Hope you've at least moved beyond "pwned." Nobody will take you seriously like that.

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[sharpes]

god how will I live with myself???

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[hackingyoursensors]

Only you can answer that, anon. I'd recommend internet penance-- nothing like writing a 2000-word essay on something supremely nerdy to wash away that taint.

Guess you might have to settle for writing about all of the things that suck about being on the turtle.

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[sharpes]

spoiler warning:

everything.

[Except Steph. But he's not about to blow his cover, gosh.]

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[hackingyoursensors]

It's not *all* bad. [He met his family here, after all.]

Just imagine the stories we can tell when we get back home. "Stranded on a Turtle: A True Story."

So anything special causing your discontent today, man?

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[sharpes]

that sounds suspiciously like optimism.

and yeah. boredom. i'd kill for like, an alien invasion or something.

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[hackingyoursensors]

You've found me out. I'm an optimist.

You sure *we're* not the alien invasion here?

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[sharpes]

oh snap

that's like some chuck palahniuk shit right there.

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[hackingyoursensors]

I was thinking Chinese philosophy, but close enough.

So are alien invasions an everyday thing where you're from? Do you do alien invasion drills and having bunkers and stuff?

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[sharpes]

oh yeah. all the time. every other thursday. and christmas. especially christmas.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Darn. And all I get for Christmas is ice villains taking my city hostage.

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[sharpes]

wait really

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[hackingyoursensors]

No, sometimes it's a homicidal clown.

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[sharpes]

man those are the worst. fuck clowns.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Clowns are fine. It's the homicidal part we worry about more.

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[sharpes]

said as if they aren't already like the single freakiest thing at a circus.

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[hackingyoursensors]

[Oh snap, anon. Way uncool.]

Never understood that. They're just people wearing makeup. What's so freaky?

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[sharpes]

there was a serial killer in the seventies who made it his bag. plus it gives weirdos easy access to kids. don't get me wrong i'm sure there are plenty of decent ones out there but the bad ones sort of ruin the fun for everyone you know?

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[hackingyoursensors]

Okay, I'll give you that.

So aside from complaining anonymously on the network, what *do* you do to pass the time? Since we're fresh out of alien invasions, we'll have to make our own fun.

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[sharpes]

oh, you know. cow tipping.

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[hackingyoursensors]

No cows here either. You must be bored to tears.