text | english; anonymous

[sharpes]

note to all the newcomers:

you are really not more important than the rest of us, fyi. and demanding answers? is pretty dumb. because if we had them do you seriously think we'd still be here?

yeah.

thanks for playing. feel free to link this to any n00bs past or present, because some people seriously need a wake-up call.

oh yeah and welcome to the jungle or something.

- anonymous.

Comments

text; anonymous; English

[hackingyoursensors]

"N00bs"? Seriously?

[Leave it to Dick to find your outdated Internet slang the most offensive thing about this post.]

text; anonymous; English

[sharpes]

gotta speak in neanderthal for these plebes to understand, dude.

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[aloadeddie]

So instead of doing something productive, like, I don't know, compiling a new arrival guide or FAQ, you're choosing to bitch anonymously about it.

Just for clarification.

text; anonymous

[sharpes]

just because I've been here for longer than most of you doesn't mean i'm anybody's babysitter.

text;

[traumatizing]

"n00bs"

Are you from 2005.

text | anonymous;

[sharpes]

because people are never pulled from different times or anything around here huh.

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[grimreaping]

As though anyone could take your berating seriously with such atrocious grammar and lack of proper punctuation.

text | anonymous

[sharpes]

well excuse me mister college professor!!!

text; English

[alpha_squad_leader]

Asking for answers or information is a pretty understandable reaction when you get yanked from your world and end up in some weird place like on the back of a giant turtle. And newcomers might not even know we are here.

I believe there's something being set up to take care of filling people in though.

text; anonymous;

[sharpes]

yeah but have you noticed it's always same shit, different day? it's like oh yeah my first instinct is to go bitch to a bunch of strangers!!

you know who does that? serial killers.

text;

[effective]

you're an idiot.

text | anonymous

[sharpes]

thank you for that illuminating but ultimately baseless conjecture you just had to share with the rest of the class.

but i'm pretty sure the idiots are still the ones going OH NO WHAT HAPPENED after, you know, the kedan explained all that shit first hand. heat, kitchen, etc.

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[sophos]

While there aren't any answers in regards to getting people home, a lot of other questions could be answered in a more informed manner than the kedan bother with.

It's not a bad thing to ask questions.

text | anonymous

[sharpes]

it is when people are asking the same questions thirty million times instead of just, oh, i don't know. spending five minutes reading the answers to those exact same questions the last twenty times they were asked???

text;

[bothbarrels]

There is a welcoming committee, of sorts, being formed. Is that the sort of thing you're hoping for?

Organizing this kind of thing does tend to take time. In the meantime it might be best to avoid insulting people for simply not knowing what to make of this place.

text;

[sharpes]

tl;dr.

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[zerotoawesome]

Amen, anon.

text | anonymous

[sharpes]

cheers bro.

video; encrypted 99%

[controlledvariable]

[Yeah don't for one second think she doesn't know who you are, anon.]

Is this where I point out there's a scroll function on the consoles?

[just don't look at the things that annoy you!]

video; encrypted 99%

[sharpes]

[busted.

he rubs at the back of his neck looking positively sheepish.]

I know, I know. But they're still being idiots.

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[crotcharrow]

best post on network 2 date

text | anonymous

[sharpes]

[doki.]

ikr.

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[backwordscompatible]

Note to whoever this is:

Get over yourself.

text | anon

[sharpes]

free country, sweetheart.

[video cause she can]

[suoxi]

[ WELP. ]

Guilty as charged. I'm sorry - in my haste, I didn't realize the network could be browsed as such. Thank you for the information.

[ she's actually BEING SINCERE ]

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[sharpes]

yeah well if you're apologizing then you're not the person i'm talking to.

[HE'S A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK, ACTUALLY.]

[video]

[withoutaworld]

Hey. They're scared and confused, and most of them don't live somewhere universe-hopping or coming back from the dead or whatever are actual things that happen... ever. Lay off.

text | anon

[sharpes]

that's not really an excuse to show their asses all over everywhere.

audio

[district7]

Do you always believe what your kidnappers tell you?

text | anon

[sharpes]

[After Osborn? Nnnnnnope.]

do you always believe people who are possibly evil!! minions!! of the kidnappers? really??

text | not anonymous at all

[tangentdarko]

Sometimes people don't know what's important until someone else puts it together.

text | anon

[sharpes]

it takes a village, huh?