text | english; anonymous

[sharpes]

note to all the newcomers:

you are really not more important than the rest of us, fyi. and demanding answers? is pretty dumb. because if we had them do you seriously think we'd still be here?

yeah.

thanks for playing. feel free to link this to any n00bs past or present, because some people seriously need a wake-up call.

oh yeah and welcome to the jungle or something.

- anonymous.

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[effective]

you're an idiot.

text | anonymous

[sharpes]

thank you for that illuminating but ultimately baseless conjecture you just had to share with the rest of the class.

but i'm pretty sure the idiots are still the ones going OH NO WHAT HAPPENED after, you know, the kedan explained all that shit first hand. heat, kitchen, etc.

[effective]

it's not baseless if you just made an idiot of yourself.

do you always believe everything strangers tell you?

[sharpes]

uh technically we're all strangers here unless you're here with people from home in which case they probably don't know any more than you do.

fyi.

[effective]

thanks for pointing that out, i never would have guessed if you hadn't told me. [Katniss doesn't believe anything anyone's told her so far :'D]

[sharpes]

ooh the wild specimen knows what sarcasm is

i for one am shocked. shocked!!

[effective]

[There's a long gap between replies here because Katniss is too angry to type properly. And she couldn't figure out how to make her response more emphatic] I'm not a specimen!

[sharpes]

[... and there's an equally long pause in return because despite the fact that he's acting like a grade a douchecanoe, Brandon's bark is considerably worse than his bite.]

cool your jets, princess. figure of speech.

[effective]

it's katniss.

[sharpes]

weird name. were your parents hippies or something?

[effective]

it's a plant.

what's a hippie?

[sharpes]

free love, sixties, peace symbols, a distinct lack of bodily cleanliness and pot.

oh and I think they burnt bras or something.

basically.

[effective]

distinct lack of bodily cleanliness summed up pretty much everyone in district 12.

but my parents weren't hippies

[sharpes]

what the hell is district 12???