002 Audio - The One Where Mike Tries To Barter

[michaeljangelo]

So...okay. Here's the thing. I can live frugal. I'm good at living frugal. There are fewer people out there who can dumpster dive as efficiently as I can. Trust me, my stone soup? Is amazing. I can make a Reclaimed Tuna Casserole Surprise that will knock your socks off.

As awesome as I am, even I can't make something from literally nothing, which is kind of what I've got at the moment. I say kind of because I have a whole bunch of little pots of home-made Floating Fruit preserves, jams, and jellies, and now that I'm officially out of money, I'm looking to trade them for...anything edible that isn't floating fruit. I've had my fill, thanks.

So, anyone out there interesting in jam for say...chocolate?
Or jam for bread?
Or jam for...seriously, anything.

Comments

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[relentlesstide]

Sounds good. Where would you like to meet? [Eh, he's not going to turn down a chance to talk about his kingdom. So few people actually care what lies beneath the waves.]

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[michaeljangelo]

Um...you know to be honest? I really don't know many places, on account of the fact that I kind of rarely leave the Water Sector? Where would you like to meet?

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[relentlesstide]

There's nothing wrong with the Water Sector, I'm in 2B if you'd just like to drop by. [Fuck the other Sectors, Water Sector is where all the cool people live.]

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[michaeljangelo]

No way! I'm in 3B! We're almost like neighbors!

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[relentlesstide]

It's a small turtle after all. [He occasionally does surface world references! Not all that often though. Thoughtful:] What did you say your name was? I might have even seen you around, though I'm not home a lot during the day. [Actually he probably hasn't. But oh well.]

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[michaeljangelo]

[No, probably not...]

I'm Mike, and...I don't tend to get out much.

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[relentlesstide]

Really? That's a shame, the Sector is looking a little better after that little jaunt through more tropical waters. Not hugely improved, but any bit of progress is something.

Arthur Curry, by the way. It's a pleasure.