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[ Hi Turtletopia, meet Kyle. He’s wearing a sleeveless deep green shirt, with the words YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A STUBBORN JERK TO WORK HERE, BUT IT HELPS beneath the Lantern insignia. He’s leaning back in the chair, looking a lot more cheerful than he’s been over the past month. As always, he’s wearing his ring on his right hand. He’s broadcasting from an Earth Sector suite, quite utilitarian save for several maps and diagrams of flora and fauna that have been pinned to the walls, all of which are extremely detailed, a few of which are not finished.
He gives the screen a small wave and begins to speak, his tone even, matter-of-fact, self-assured. It’s not overbearing, but distinctly that of someone who, when he speaks, is used to being listened to, and obeyed. ]
Astrid Farnsworth is missing. [ A text document with her photograph and physical description is attached. There is a very brief clench of his jaw before he starts speaking again. ] If she owed you any debts, made any promises, let me know. Anyone who wants to pick up where she left off with the bakery in Water Sector now, it’s all yours.
[ Moving on. ]
Secondly, for those of you who need equipment, and don’t have the money or means to acquire it [ Constructs of a feather duster, an M16 rifle, and what looks like a portable electricity generator appear and disappear in quick succession. ] I can make pretty much anything, it’s all solid and it works just like ordinary stuff. [ Wryly: ] My sewing machines have been making your clothes for quite a while. [ Beat. ] If it’s new, don’t worry, I’m a quick learner. Size, complexity, not a problem. [ Another pause. ] It’s not permanent, just a stopgap measure if you’re in a tight spot and need a hand. Or five. [ On cue, five hands appear, wave merrily, and disappear. ]
Thirdly, if you have scanners, I’d like to know what you discovered when you tried to use them on the barrier. If you haven’t tried yet, I’d be happy to offer a lift so that we can make an attempt. To our magic users, this extends to you too. By magic, I don’t mean technology so advanced it can be misconstrued as magic, I mean [ emphasizes each word: ] actual proper magic. [ He frowns a little. ] Actually, I’d be interested to know what all of you feel specifically when you are around the barrier or trying to get through it. And just a word of advice, don’t try to fly through it. It’s pretty painful and the water’s cold. [ :/ ]
That’s all.
[ A pause. ]
Right. For those of you who’re new here. Hi. Kyle Rayner, Green Lantern Corps. Y’know. [ Self-deprecating smile. ] If you need a book moved from a tall shelf or something, the Lighthouse is at EA-3B.
[ A small two-finger salute, and signing off. ]
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[ This is solely because he doesn’t feel like pinging her publicly on the network. ]
Does your welcome brochure have a list of all available Foreigner-run clinics, with a list of personnel and available equipment?
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Hey. Got a favour to ask of you guys.
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[ The cheer is gone. This is Serious Business. ]
Let me know if there’s any chatter on this post, regarding that topic we discussed. I’ll be at the clinic today.
[ And another pause, as he considers what else to say. ]
I’ll see you soon, all right?
He gives the screen a small wave and begins to speak, his tone even, matter-of-fact, self-assured. It’s not overbearing, but distinctly that of someone who, when he speaks, is used to being listened to, and obeyed. ]
Astrid Farnsworth is missing. [ A text document with her photograph and physical description is attached. There is a very brief clench of his jaw before he starts speaking again. ] If she owed you any debts, made any promises, let me know. Anyone who wants to pick up where she left off with the bakery in Water Sector now, it’s all yours.
[ Moving on. ]
Secondly, for those of you who need equipment, and don’t have the money or means to acquire it [ Constructs of a feather duster, an M16 rifle, and what looks like a portable electricity generator appear and disappear in quick succession. ] I can make pretty much anything, it’s all solid and it works just like ordinary stuff. [ Wryly: ] My sewing machines have been making your clothes for quite a while. [ Beat. ] If it’s new, don’t worry, I’m a quick learner. Size, complexity, not a problem. [ Another pause. ] It’s not permanent, just a stopgap measure if you’re in a tight spot and need a hand. Or five. [ On cue, five hands appear, wave merrily, and disappear. ]
Thirdly, if you have scanners, I’d like to know what you discovered when you tried to use them on the barrier. If you haven’t tried yet, I’d be happy to offer a lift so that we can make an attempt. To our magic users, this extends to you too. By magic, I don’t mean technology so advanced it can be misconstrued as magic, I mean [ emphasizes each word: ] actual proper magic. [ He frowns a little. ] Actually, I’d be interested to know what all of you feel specifically when you are around the barrier or trying to get through it. And just a word of advice, don’t try to fly through it. It’s pretty painful and the water’s cold. [ :/ ]
That’s all.
[ A pause. ]
Right. For those of you who’re new here. Hi. Kyle Rayner, Green Lantern Corps. Y’know. [ Self-deprecating smile. ] If you need a book moved from a tall shelf or something, the Lighthouse is at EA-3B.
[ A small two-finger salute, and signing off. ]
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[ This is solely because he doesn’t feel like pinging her publicly on the network. ]
Does your welcome brochure have a list of all available Foreigner-run clinics, with a list of personnel and available equipment?
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Hey. Got a favour to ask of you guys.
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[ The cheer is gone. This is Serious Business. ]
Let me know if there’s any chatter on this post, regarding that topic we discussed. I’ll be at the clinic today.
[ And another pause, as he considers what else to say. ]
I’ll see you soon, all right?
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Does she really think she has any right to?
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[In short: yes.]
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Good luck to her. Sure, she can go ahead and scan me--but I reserve the right to tell her what she can do with her involvement.
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Hey, do what you want as long as I don't have to take sides.
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Paranoia: Not just a state of mind. It's a way of life.
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Well, we're not planning to publicly disclose the results. Not until everything's finalised and all of you are okay with being anonymous on it.
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So--we're going to be able to look at this thing before it goes out there?
[Someone is thinking sciency thoughts.]
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Of course. Why wouldn't we?
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No reason, I guess. I'd just be really interested in the results.
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Don't worry, you'll have them.
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You're the best. I promise--I'll only ask for a little help on the big words.
[No, he won't. He's actually made cloning kind of an area of study.]
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Are we talking Earth languages or space languages?
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[Totally teasing.]
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Spoilsport.
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I'll be in touch with a where and when.
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[A small wave, and then he disconnects.]