[video] Fuck Yo Turtle

[dadissues]

Hey, I'm thinking of going to find this stupid turtle's head and trying to talk to it. If the Emperor and the kedan didn't bring us here, it's gotta be the turtle, right? So I'm gonna talk it into sending us all back.

Anyone wanna come with me?

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[crotcharrow]

[Tommy sort of sighs, because he should be used to this by now, and shrugs.]

Like. Some people are born human, and some people have a genetic code that give them superpowers or something. They are mutants. Basically my DNA is weird.

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[dadissues]

Ohhhh. Like that, okay. [His tone is completely blase, even though he barely understands what Tommy means.] That, uh. Must be cool, though, having superpowers. Haha, I have no idea what that would be like.

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[crotcharrow]

Like I said, it has its upsides and downsides.

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[dadissues]

Yeah...like anything else, I guess.

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[crotcharrow]

Pretty much.

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[dadissues]

So are there all kinds of mutants? Er, I mean like, all kinds of superpowers where you come from? Like a manga or a comic book?

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[crotcharrow]

What the hell is manga?

--Oh is that that wide eyed Japanese read backwards stuff that my brother reads sometimes?

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[dadissues]

It's Japanese comics, dude! They're so much better than American crap.

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[crotcharrow]

Like I'd know, I'm not a nerd.

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[dadissues]

Che, you don't have to be a nerd to like manga.

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[crotcharrow]

Uh, yeah. You do. It's for babies.

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[dadissues]

What? No it's not! You've never even read any!

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[crotcharrow]

That's because I'm not a nerd or a baby.

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[dadissues]

Oi, shut up! If it was for babies there wouldn't be hentai, would there? Ha!

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[crotcharrow]

...

You lost me again.

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[dadissues]

It's... Hentai, you know. [He rubs the back of his head. Oops blushing.] Porn?

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[crotcharrow]

...There's comic book por--

Okay, no I'm not surprised.

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[dadissues]

It's manga, not comics!

...It's mostly weirdoes who live in their mom's basements who read that stuff, though.

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[crotcharrow]

What's the difference? Comics are comics, right?

--And wait, since you read 'Manga', does that mean you're one of those weirdoes who lives in your mom's basement?

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[dadissues]

Manga is better than comics. The stories are mature and fun and better drawn!

What, no! I don't even have a mom! [Wait no that was awkward.] I meant hentai. Otaku read hentai! And before you ask--otaku means basement dweller. ...Moron.

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[crotcharrow]

How the fuck am I supposed to know? I don't speak Chinese or whatever.

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[dadissues]

Oi! It's Japanese! Japanese! How can you not tell the difference?

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[crotcharrow]

Uh. Because it all sounds the same?

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[dadissues]

...Western asshole!

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[crotcharrow]

[He wrinkles his nose.]

How am I supposed to tell the difference? I speak English.