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[withoutaworld]

[ Rikki thought about going somewhere to do this anonymously, but what the hell, the people who matter are probably going to figure out (or worry) it's her anyway. So she's just sitting at her own console, face in her hands and not exactly looking at the screen. ]

So, uh... Oh, geez. [ Deep breath. ] Does anyone around here have pregnancy tests, or... I don't know, a way to tell with magic or something?

Please don't yell at me. I promise I'm kicking myself enough already.

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[animalhats]

Why do you need a pregnancy test?

[ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You know you want to answer this question, Rikki. ]

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[withoutaworld]

[ This is, in fact, one of the last questions she wants to answer. She sighs, rubs a hand over her face. ]

The usual reason, Molly.

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[animalhats]

[ At least she missed the whole "Discussion With Captain America" thing? ]

[ frowns ] Weeeeeell, in biology class we learned a little bit about how babies are made, and you gotta have sex to get preg--

[ And the realization hits in 3, 2... ]

OH MY GOD YOU HAD SEX WITH TOMMY. Eeeeeeew ew ew ew ew ew...

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[withoutaworld]

[ Thank God for that. ]

Can you not yell, please? I'm getting a headache already...

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[animalhats]

Ew ew EW! You should just stop, 'cause it's gross and you could get pregnant or warts or diseases.

[ Molly thinks the kissing should stop too, but she is pretty sure that's not gonna work since it never stopped anybody back home. ]

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[withoutaworld]

No one's getting diseases! [ Where the hell is Tommy it is his turn to deal with this sort of thing. :| ]

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[animalhats]

People do all the time, I know, my parents were doctors. It's probably safer not to even kiss, but nobody ever listens to me when I tell them how gross it is.

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[withoutaworld]

Okay, but I don't have a disease, and neither does Tommy, so... [ Why is she having this conversation. ] Look, this isn't going to happen again, and I really don't think it's any of your business anyway, okay?

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[animalhats]

It is if I live here! [ Molly throws up her hands ] If you guys get diseases, what if I get it?! I don't want to get sex diseases!

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[withoutaworld]

Molly, it's not contagious like-

[ Seriously WHERE THE HELL IS TOMMY.

Deep breath. ] You can't get sex diseases unless you're having sex with someone who has it. So we're fine, and you're definitely fine, so calm down, okay?

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[crotcharrow]

[Tommy went on a run to clear his head, that's where the hell he is. But he's back now, and walking through the door as Molly screeches about sex diseases. For a moment he thinks about walking right back out, but instead he appears, with a weak smile on his face.]

Who has sex diseases?

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[animalhats]

Nobody I guess.

[ Damn, how will she convince them to never have sex again now? ]

[ sulky ] You and Rikki are having sex and that's super gross.

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[crotcharrow]

[He snorts.]

Yeah, but. We promise to not do it in front of you. So, what's the big deal?

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[withoutaworld]

I'm still trying to figure that out...