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[ It's a little too late to adhere to that whole non-interference clause of the Prime Directive, being the subject of an alien-napping and all, so here is Spock in all his pointy-eared glory. Looking as straight-faced as possible. Unlike Kirk, he didn't part from their meeting and then drink himself under a table, he stayed up all night watching network conversations and Sciencing. It would be illogical to... wallow, and he refuses to acknowledge that he even has the urge. ] ... Fascinating.

[ For such ancient technology, this thing appears remarkably serviceable. ] Greetings. I am Commander Spock, of the United Federation of Planets. If I understand correctly, then you are my fellow... detainees. [ There, that's politic enough. ] I would like to request information on what is being done with the crashed satellite debris. In return, I may be of some assistance in constructing something useful from it, as I am familiar with this level of technology.

In addition, any information on the turtle itself would be appreciated; the scans I have taken of the creature only tell me so much, and the indigenous people seem... disinclined to reply to my queries.

[ Aaaand he'll just give a sharp nod and the Vulcan Salute on his way out. ]

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[Jim actually laughs.]

I'm like, at least 99.9 percent sure I'm too late to save his virginity.

[ ABORT ABORT ]

Captain.

What?

[He sees no problem with this topic.]

[ oh my god his prudish vulcan sensibilities are SO OFFENDED rn ]

I do not see why you are discussing this matter.

[ YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DIGNIFIED HIS ACCUSATION WITH AN ANSWER KIRK GOD ]

Oh come on, you're a grown-- man-Vulcan.

It is private.

[Jim just studies the camera intently for a moment. Sussing u out, Vulcanbro. Then he nods once.]

Sure, okay. Matter dropped.

[ That was easy. Suspicious pause. ]

Thank you.

Any time, Mr. Spock.

Then you have nothing to worry about.

Oh well now that you've reassured me so manfully I feel much better. Really, I do.

[ Eyebrow quirk. ] Is there something about sex that you feel unmans a person? [ maybe there's a smirk here because he likes being a shit ] Are you a eunuch, Captain?

[Oh Iorveth, don't start. Jim's grin is sharp.]

Care to come find out?

[ Jim.

Jim.

............................ Snerk. ]

Is this a come on, Captain? Flattery will not get you your secrets.

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[He's just. Grinning so bad you don't even. He's an asshole, okay. APPLICABLE USERNAME IS APPLICABLE.]

Who said anything about flattery?

[ Nah brah its cool. ] Then you're without any standards for selection?

[ A mock-thoughtful sort of face and a nod that totally understands, it's okay to invite anything that breathes to see you nekkid, Jim, it just means you're a shallow ho. ] Seems fitting.

[You mean there's other ways he could be?? But no, that's actually kind of insulting. And not in the sense that he feels insulted, but more in the sense that it's insulting to everyone he's ever slept with, and that makes him slouch casually against his desk, one elbow planted, chin resting calmly in his palm.]

You really didn't think that one through, did you? [Two can play the 'twist words out of context game' and his tone is airy as fuq.] Because you basically just implied only someone without standards would want to sleep with you.

[ :3c Yes pretty much, that is what was meant, u and all ur human hos, hobag mcslutmuffin. There's a snort for that. ]

I implied I was not within your standards, which I assumed given I didn't seem within the standards of your approval for your friend - but perhaps there were other reasons for that? [ Wuz u jelly, Kirk? And a casual shrug here, this said almost pleasantly in a conversational tone, a sort of an amused tone within it. ] Either way, you could not pay me enough to bed a human.

[ #oopsracism ]

[Rolling his eyes.]

Oh, don't even start with the tired psychoanalysis.

[There is no one good enough for his Vulcanbro except Uhura, okay? Or, you know, some other member of his bridge crew if they wound up getting into a tumble like that, because reasons. Jim is massively protective of his crew.]

Sounds like maybe you've got some issues of your own you need to work through.

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