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tushanshu2013-06-02 07:33 pm
selfsacrificing) wrote in tushanshu2013-06-02 07:33 pm
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[ It's a little too late to adhere to that whole non-interference clause of the Prime Directive, being the subject of an alien-napping and all, so here is Spock in all his pointy-eared glory. Looking as straight-faced as possible. Unlike Kirk, he didn't part from their meeting and then drink himself under a table, he stayed up all night watching network conversations and Sciencing. It would be illogical to... wallow, and he refuses to acknowledge that he even has the urge. ] ... Fascinating.
[ For such ancient technology, this thing appears remarkably serviceable. ] Greetings. I am Commander Spock, of the United Federation of Planets. If I understand correctly, then you are my fellow... detainees. [ There, that's politic enough. ] I would like to request information on what is being done with the crashed satellite debris. In return, I may be of some assistance in constructing something useful from it, as I am familiar with this level of technology.
In addition, any information on the turtle itself would be appreciated; the scans I have taken of the creature only tell me so much, and the indigenous people seem... disinclined to reply to my queries.
[ Aaaand he'll just give a sharp nod and the Vulcan Salute on his way out. ]
[ For such ancient technology, this thing appears remarkably serviceable. ] Greetings. I am Commander Spock, of the United Federation of Planets. If I understand correctly, then you are my fellow... detainees. [ There, that's politic enough. ] I would like to request information on what is being done with the crashed satellite debris. In return, I may be of some assistance in constructing something useful from it, as I am familiar with this level of technology.
In addition, any information on the turtle itself would be appreciated; the scans I have taken of the creature only tell me so much, and the indigenous people seem... disinclined to reply to my queries.
[ Aaaand he'll just give a sharp nod and the Vulcan Salute on his way out. ]
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Dean squints at Spock, very obviously sizing him up. The chances of Spock being an angel are actually pretty low, and the elves Dean's met so far don't talk like this guy does, which leads Dean to the conclusion that Spock is...possibly not an elf. He might be. There's still the pointy ears to consider.]
What are you? [This is important in case he needs to kill you later!]
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Also wow that's rude!! ] I am Vulcan. [ Weakness: insulting his mom. Pls don't exploit that it usually just makes him homicidal. ] You are human, I take it.
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...You're the God of Fire.
[THIS CHANGES A LOT OF VERY IMPORTANT THINGS. HE WILL JUST BE OVER HERE FIGURING OUT HOW THE HELL TO KILL YOU.]
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What? No, really, what?
Okay, so he knows enough about Earth religions from his Terran history courses at the Academy that he can recognize they'd named one of their Early Civilization deities "Vulcan," but further squinting at the image of the man before him really makes him wonder about the question. He's dressed in something typical of attire made far later in Earth's history. Perhaps it was all he could find in shops, while here? ]
... What is the year as you are aware of it?
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Spock's line of questioning makes him even more suspicious. It's never good when people (potential gods) start asking about the time. The last time that happened, Dean nearly got stuck in 1946.]
2013, last I checked. Why.
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[ So he'd guessed right.
Which raises interesting questions about why this man's first assumption was that he was some theological figure which fell out of standard worship millennia ago. (What do you mean he should answer the original question? 2 LATE ON A TANGENT ALREADY.) ]
Perhaps your Universe's development was held back significantly by some outside force.
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That's not fucking fascinating, you pointy-eared dick! We-- [humans, obviously] --aren't fun little toys for you you to play with and we're sure as hell not--not specimens for you to study!
[oh dear]
And we're not stupid, either. I've taken the heads off deities before, I can do it again.
[Boy is Dean gonna feel stupid when he realizes Spock isn't a deity, but that's not the point right now.]
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And he thought humans in his own time could be completely irrational. ] There is no need to be hostile.
[ And he may be slightly biased, as the only time he spent on Earth had been in the Starfleet Academy, where only the best and the brightest are accepted, but he doesn't actually think humans are stupid. ] You are jumping to unsubstantiated conclusions on my opinions, when I have said nothing to that effect myself.
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In his defense, Spock literally introduced himself as Vulcan, so logically speaking Dean has come to the only reasonable conclusion and therefore feels entirely justified in his hostility.]
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or at least put you on latrine cleaning duty ]
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