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[spiderkid]

[The video opens on a young black teen in local-looking garb. He has a bundle of black and red fabric in his lap.]

Um, hey. So I guess this is the best way to ask questions? Like a live Yelp or Yahoo answers or something? Basically I need a seamstress or someone who can fix my... clothes that I came in which are pretty torn up. Someone who is like, private or something. I... [He takes a deep breath. It's clear he's torn up about something, maybe even has been crying.]

I'm also looking for my mom. I was with her before I came here, and she was hurt. She needs help. Her name is Rio Morales.

Yeah. That's what I need to know. Thanks. [And he ends the feed.]

Comments

[parallels]

The proper and preferred term is "nanny".

[but her tone is light]

[spiderkid]

Wow, that's so... like, British.

[parallels]

[Okay, that gets a laugh out of her]

I'm nothing like Mary Poppins if that's what you're thinking. No magic umbrella or bags for me.

[spiderkid]

Man, and I was hoping for some dancing penguins.

[parallels]

If I come across any and befriend them and get them to dance with me, you'll be the first to know.

[spiderkid]

Awesome, with your special nanny powers.

Are you really strict like the Supernanny or are you a cool nanny?

[parallels]

I'm as cool as any authority figure is allowed to be.

[spiderkid]

Awesome. I'm like, way too old for a nanny, but you seem like you'd be a good one.

[parallels]

Might not need a nanny, but fancy a friend? I'm a good one.

[spiderkid]

Alright, that'd be cool. [Besides, she's kind of cute.]