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[ the video clicks on with a flash of something bright and red and orange before it clears and there's a blonde-haired girl wearing a black bodysuit and looking very worried and confused. she's speaking, muttering to herself: ]
Is this on -- I think so... I can see myself, but I don't know if it's even pla -- Oh. Oh. I can see the like, little red -- oh god, that means they can --
[ she cuts herself off and yelps a little before putting a hand to her chest, taking slow deep breaths, furrowing her brows and trying to calm down. she's wigged out and she's scared and she wants out. ]
Oh my god. I -- uhm. [ gulp ] Hi. My name is Liz Allan. Lizzie, I guess. I'm -- I'm new. I have -- [ she counts on her fingers ] -- four questions.
One. Is this... like, computer thing fireproof? Two. Are we --- are we really, seriously on a turtle? I guess I saw since no one actually told me, but... There are no turtles that like, grow this big. Otherwise it'd be all over the news on something.
Three, has anyone seen -- er... two of my friends? Jea -- Karen Grant [ she still doesn't know which to refer to her as ] and Derek Morgan? Please let them know I'm here. [ not that Jean won't figure out herself if she's here too ]
And finally, this... has to be a dream, right? A hallucination? Because this is so crazy and unreal that it can't --
[ and the feed cuts ]
Is this on -- I think so... I can see myself, but I don't know if it's even pla -- Oh. Oh. I can see the like, little red -- oh god, that means they can --
[ she cuts herself off and yelps a little before putting a hand to her chest, taking slow deep breaths, furrowing her brows and trying to calm down. she's wigged out and she's scared and she wants out. ]
Oh my god. I -- uhm. [ gulp ] Hi. My name is Liz Allan. Lizzie, I guess. I'm -- I'm new. I have -- [ she counts on her fingers ] -- four questions.
One. Is this... like, computer thing fireproof? Two. Are we --- are we really, seriously on a turtle? I guess I saw since no one actually told me, but... There are no turtles that like, grow this big. Otherwise it'd be all over the news on something.
Three, has anyone seen -- er... two of my friends? Jea -- Karen Grant [ she still doesn't know which to refer to her as ] and Derek Morgan? Please let them know I'm here. [ not that Jean won't figure out herself if she's here too ]
And finally, this... has to be a dream, right? A hallucination? Because this is so crazy and unreal that it can't --
[ and the feed cuts ]
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wait no she's not dealing with her hobbies being knocked on ] She's so not a cardboard cutout. They're not -- bad, okay. I mean, the series. Not that it matters what you think anyways.
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[Because having a little turtle for his best friend is so much better.
Oh yeah, they're going to get along.] Not like it matters, since it doesn't even exist here. I hope you're not going to miss TV either.
This place is kind of depressing.
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It's only kind of depressing?
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Besides, living on a turtle is kind of badass... I mean, not in reality, but when you tell someone you're on a freaking turtle, that's kind of cool, right?
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No. No, it's not. Like, at all.
You're like, super weird, do you know that?
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[ SQUINTS ]
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Oh my god, I'm not even saying it like that!
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Besides, you're not like, the only one anyways.