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[funkindofwicked]

[She cuts on the video because she can. She has nothing to hide and is too pissed off to care. Still, the smile on her face is somewhat sweet, if you miss the part where she’s trying to not grind her teeth.]

Well, well. I do declare that this has to be the strangest place I’ve ever been shipped off to. You know…if I was used to getting transported to other dimensions. But a giant turtle. Can’t say you weren’t going for originality.

[The smile is starting to crack even more along the edges, showing just how annoyed she is with all of this. She woke up with no powers, no crashed Watchtower for her to dance over, and is just generally not in the best of moods.] Now we’re here for something and the blue man crew who gave me the little tour weren’t all that chatty. How helpful of them.

[Does she look innocent? Not really, but who wouldn’t be just a teensy bit annoyed at getting dragged to another world when they’re in the middle of something? How rude of...whoever the hell did this.] Tell me who I have to punch to get this over with so I can leave what is obviously the worst case of bad turtle hygiene ever. Otherwise, I might just have to pick whoever has the most punchable face and go down the line until I get somewhere. That's wasting time I don't have, because I'm on a schedule.

[The fact she can't access her powers and shouldn't be making such claims is a point she considered and then ignored in favor of threatening people.]

Comments

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[langsyne]

I hear you're not supposed to punch someone until the second date.

[Aka Galatea that is actually really violent and Scott doesn't think that's the right way to be going about things. Of course, he'd be willing to punch a few people later to get his answers about this whole turtle thing if other methods don't work out, so he's not counting her out just yet.

Whoever 'her' is.]

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[funkindofwicked]

If the first date is fun enough, I'll throw in a punch and goodnight kiss. [Is he seriously lecturing her or trying to be funny?]

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[langsyne]

Mixed messages. Always a great way to start a relationship. [An unhealthy one, maybe.] Just like being whisked away to a tropical turtle paradise.

[A tropical turtle paradise that seems to negate even science, and doesn't that just weird Scott out.]

Let me know how your date turns out.

[Translation: "If you find anything out about this turtle, I want to know."]

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[funkindofwicked]

Oh yeah, we're all trapped on the back of a giant turtle. I'm sure this means we have so much in common. We should all get together for drinks and swap stories. [So sarcastic, yes.]

For a guy who hasn't given me a name, you sure do ask a lot.

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[notdreaming]

[ Wow she looks bizarrely familiar... but no big deal. Now that Jor-el has been taken care of Kara is much more comfortable greeting newcomers. ]

Punching won't get you out of here, I'm afraid. Just arrested. It's really not so bad, though. A lot of work is being done to get the turtle back into health, and then it gets much nicer.

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[funkindofwicked]

[Bizarre and familiar are two words Galatea would agree on. Her hair is too short to be that blonde little brat, but she sure does look like her. Tea's jaw tenses. ...Did those assholes make another clone?]

I don't care if this is the best vacation spot on the planet. I've got better things to do than be stuck her checking the beaches.

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[notdreaming]

Not anymore. You're stuck here until someone finds a way to send you home, so you may as well get used to the idea.

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[funkindofwicked]

Just because you're content to give in to this bull doesn't mean I am. This isn't my problem and I want nothing to do with it. [You same face bimbo.]

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[wingedwarrior]

[Of fucking course the first person to get stuck here from her specific universe

would be the one trying to kill them all. Needles to say? Shayera just got a whole lot more pissed.] I'd be more than happy to try and punch you right back where you came from.

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[funkindofwicked]

[The feeling is mutual, Red. Just the sight of her is more proof than Tea had been expecting.] I should have known you all had something to do with this. Couldn't kill us all with the beam cannon so you're throwing us into other dimensions now?

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[wingedwarrior]

For starters, you know Luthor was the one who fired it. And second, I'm just as trapped here as you are. The League had nothing to do with this, but you probably don't believe me. [Can't say she'd be surprised.]

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[andaway]

Karen...? Is that you?

[Clark doesn't bother going anonymous at a cafe to greet her, he simply does so as Clark Kent. She isn't really his powergirl, he knows that much already but she looks too much like her for it to be a coincidence.

And maybe she'll recognize him from whatever alternate world she's from..]

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[funkindofwicked]

[So far she had met a bunch of people she recognized and one is kind of familiar, but she can't really place why.]

Wrong girl, buddy. I don't know any Karens.

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[andaway]

[He knew saying hello to this one wearing the glasses and not the suit was the smart thing to do.]

What about 'Powergirl', does it ring a bell?

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[sciencewhizard]

[ One word: yowza. ]

I'd gladly let you punch me. [ Ahem, okay- maybe that slipped out all around. And it probably shouldn't have slipped out at all, but. Well, teenager. He quickly straightened out, a light flush on his cheeks, definitely more out of embarrassment than anything else. ]

But uh- you might wanna save that for the next time we get invaded by zombies, or whatever it is we get around here.

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[funkindofwicked]

Oh aren't you cute. [There is some sarcasm there. Or a lot of it.] Dying giant turtles and zombies, now I'm wondering if I walked into the plot of a bad movie. Anything else I should be on the lookout for?

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[sciencewhizard]

[ He winces. Yeah, the sarcasm didn't go completely unnoticed. ]

Oh, y'know. Satellites falling out of the sky. Setting the place on fire.

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[hugmagnet]

Man, you have no idea how badly I wish punching actually worked. I'd have been out of here forever ago. [She doesn't know how to live when punching things isn't just a blanket solution to her problems] Sadly, it doesn't.

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[funkindofwicked]

So we're trapped here by a bunch of idiots who can't even bother to lay it out for us what they really want, all the while knowing we could drown at any time thanks to dying turtle island. Sounds great. Like a vacation from hell.

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[effective]

No one cares about your schedule. Especially not the Emperor. [She doesn't sound or look mad, just matter of fact]

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[funkindofwicked]

No one cares for useless commentary, but I see you can't help but give it anyway. [She rolls her eyes at the girl's useless statements.]

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[effective]

[Katniss shrugs, absently picking at one of the burn scars on her hands] If you want people to help you, it's probably a better idea to give them incentive that they actually care about. I'm sure your punching line's going to do really well, though.

video; ignore how late this is oh my god i could have sworn i tagged this

[relentlesstide]

[...Huh. She looks a little like Power Girl. The resemblance is almost uncanny, but at the same time, he can also tell how it isn't her.] If you're worried about what's happening at home, apparently time stops, or pauses, or some such, and you return to the exact moment you left. Assuming you can leave, I don't think it's ever voluntary who disappears.

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[funkindofwicked]

[Freezing time? So this is like a pocket universe set outside the space-time continuum? Worst sci-fi movie plot ever.] I'm not worried, but I have things I need to get done. As being trapped here and told I have to help my kidnappers doesn't really fill me with benevolence.

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[relentlesstide]

So do we all. Still, I'd guess most of us aren't helping the Emperor, who is the actual kidnapper. We're here to save Tu Vishan.

I don't think I caught your name?