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(ง︡'-'︠)ง ([personal profile] controlledvariable) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2012-09-22 12:16 am

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Good morning Keeliai, how are we all today?

[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.

She is going to be a terrible person today.]


I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]

I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.

But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.

[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.

And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.

Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?

[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
hulk: (The subway looks better all the time.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ................................Oh my god, why is Steve in this post, he shouldn't be in this post, no no no no, why, there's. Yes, he's a guy but he's aos Captain America and this got even more awkward. ]

Uh.

[ Yes, he's awake. Hi. ]
usavatar: (Default)

[personal profile] usavatar 2012-09-21 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[HI BRUCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE.] Dr. Banner.

[RESEARCH? PLEASE SAY NO.]
hulk: (Don't have a Ben Franklin complex.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Captain Rogers.

[ NO THANKS THIS KIND OF RESEARCH HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF WRECKING THE WORLD THAN CERN'S LHC NO NO NO. ]

Hi.
hulk: (Something very bad is about to happen.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SQUAWKING. JESUS TAPDANCING, JUST. WHAT. WHAT.

Congrats, he's keysmashing now. Verbally. There's no other description for the noises he's making.
]
hulk: (...Why are we out of pretzels.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Th- We're n- I don-- [ Dragging a hand over his face as he tries to melt into his chair. ]
hulk: (With his free hand,he picked and ate it.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my g-

[ asjdgtvuf7q2308p9[;o2kl3,.rnasldiuyf79a[siokldf,mnawkjlbhelaiwuefkjawenl and that sets him off again because what are you even, Stephanie. ]
hulk: (Buried somewhere deep inside.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-you can stop, you know. With the saying. Any time now.
hulk: (...Except the lipstick and the glasses.)

[personal profile] hulk 2012-09-21 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And now he has to try and fix Steve. When Bruce has to talk someone down from awkward... What is the turtle coming to. ]

Hooboy.
usavatar: (dat peggy)

[personal profile] usavatar 2012-09-21 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[WAHKLRJ:FKLJASFKJHALKWEJH STEPH YOU ASKED IF YOU BROKE HIM WELL.

GJ.

YOU DID IT.]