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Good morning Keeliai, how are we all today?

[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.

She is going to be a terrible person today.]

I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]

I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.

But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.

[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.

And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.

Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?

[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]

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Oh yeah. All the time

feel like expanding on that?

No.
I'd rather show than tell. But you have to tell me if you're allergic to rope knots first.

as long as they're not too tight.

but is that really a superpower?

[who is this????]

Tight is the only way to have fun.
Can be if you want it bad enough.

[Good job on this one, Bruce. Good fucking job.]

if that's an offer i'm going to have to at least ask for a name first.

Oh you know my name. Both of them.
In fact, you probably think you know more about me than I do.

[she just stares at the console screen in horror for a few long moments. There's only one person that can be. She briefly considers just key smashing at him, but doesn't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing he flustered her.]

don't you think it's a little early in our friendship to be discussing bondage?

We don't need to be friends. That's the point.

i'd at least like to go two weeks without getting stabbed before i let you tie me up.

[oh god this is a disaster but she can't let him win.]

Boyfriend?
Y/N

yes i do have one. thank you for asking.

Wow, really?
If you're holding out on being stabbed for two weeks before you let anyone get a little creative
I hate to break it to you, sis.
He must be playing for the other team.

Edited 2012-09-22 03:53 (UTC)

did it take you long to come up with that one?

It took me a while to believe you have a boyfriend. So yeah.

that's kinda odd. considering you were just trying to talk me into bondage.

i've clearly got at least something going for me.

[oh dear lord she's going to regret this, isn't she]

[You're associated with B.]

Well gosh. A young girl running around in skin tight leather? I wonder.

Edited 2012-09-22 16:26 (UTC)

i think you've got me confused with some other girl.

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dude seriously.

[secret identities!]

You're really playing this by the ball. How'd you get the gig?

i slept my way to the top.

[please imagine the deadpan tone she'd be delivering this in.]

You're not that pretty.

it's not just looks that count.

You know B likes his pick of boys more.
How do you fit in?

[okay she thought she could do this but now she's not so sure]

i'm just doing what i think is right.

So you thought playing dress-up is the right thing to do.
You know my story.
How do you think yours will end?

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