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(ง︡'-'︠)ง ([personal profile] controlledvariable) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2012-09-22 12:16 am

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Good morning Keeliai, how are we all today?

[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.

She is going to be a terrible person today.]


I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]

I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.

But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.

[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.

And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.

Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?

[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
tactile_telekinesis: Made by <user name="nebulosities"> ([90's] Please...do go on)

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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
All the time.
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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Got super strength and speed. Oh! There's also this flying thing and something called [Wait for it...] Tactile Telekinesis. [Collective groan, but Kon looks proud of himself.]
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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's when I can move or touch things from a distance, if I'm touching them. It's pretty fresh, not lyin'.

[He turns and looks behind him seeing some odd items on the table and they move, floating upwards off the table and in a circle.]

'Cept I can totally use it on people so it's like I'm moving or yeah, touching.

[Sob, he really wants to try it in that way. Too bad he's like 2-3 years away from actually doing anything :|]
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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah that's just the stuff you think of straight away. [smirk smirk smirk. Yup, so much to do with TTK.]
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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Only from the old people. I wouldn't mind.

[No, it's totally for the best actually. You're smart.]
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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, braggin's all I can do since there's no one to get with and show.

[Y'know, since he's young and a kid. He's not still bitter about that. But then again, if anyone offered...he'd totally lose his cool and cockiness.]
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[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2012-09-22 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh totally.

[Huff and blows at the curls hanging over. Bitch :|]