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( A sleepy Steph starts up the video, yawning a little before she takes her thumb off the camera to reveal herself. She's not messy or sloppy or anything like that, just yawning. Her voice is very matter-of-fact and she nods occasionally as she speaks to confirm how right her point is. )
Y'know I think this place needs to give newbies a warmer welcome. Hotels give you like coffee and maybe a fruit basket? We need that, waiting in our suite for us. Maybe with a cute message card saying something like, "Welcome to our city, and oh, remember you're stuck here! Have a mocha on us!" It's common courtesy to give folks some kind of compensation.
( She pauses. She's forgetting something, isn't she... Oh, right! )
Oh yeah, I'm Stephanie. Or Steph. Probably not Stephie. ( Bad memories associated with that one. ) Aaaand I really want a mocha. That actually sounds really good right now. Nice to meet you and especially nice to meet you if you know about a Turtlebucks close to the Wood Sector.
( Confirm her secret identity in this place as an ordinary and hilarious college student? Check. She honestly is seriously thinking about her situation, but for now she doesn't want that to show through as Stephanie Brown. Gotta be safe and all. )
I think that's everything? Laters.
Y'know I think this place needs to give newbies a warmer welcome. Hotels give you like coffee and maybe a fruit basket? We need that, waiting in our suite for us. Maybe with a cute message card saying something like, "Welcome to our city, and oh, remember you're stuck here! Have a mocha on us!" It's common courtesy to give folks some kind of compensation.
( She pauses. She's forgetting something, isn't she... Oh, right! )
Oh yeah, I'm Stephanie. Or Steph. Probably not Stephie. ( Bad memories associated with that one. ) Aaaand I really want a mocha. That actually sounds really good right now. Nice to meet you and especially nice to meet you if you know about a Turtlebucks close to the Wood Sector.
( Confirm her secret identity in this place as an ordinary and hilarious college student? Check. She honestly is seriously thinking about her situation, but for now she doesn't want that to show through as Stephanie Brown. Gotta be safe and all. )
I think that's everything? Laters.
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( Batcrypted. )
Like I said I'm fine. I can't detect anything off about this, other than well the whole situation, but nothing leading me to believe I'm hallucinating.
( Her expression lightens up and she nods, so he knows she's understood and considered everything he's told her. )
Yeah, I see why you'd want to know now. At the very least I'm glad you haven't seen a younger version of me. ( That would be extremely embarrassing. )
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[Though that may be a little less argumentative - or dismissive - than he would have said it a year ago.]
[Batcrypted.]
[Curt nod.]
My theory was - is, I suppose, since I have not entirely found evidence to disprove it - is virtual reality.
However, apparently a cloning facility was found and destroyed a while back, so the current theory is that clones is what we all are.
[Beat.]
The other version of Grayson, the one who has been here much longer than ours, is fourteen. Again, I survived the experience.
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It's not worth arguing this with you, I guess.
( Batcrypted.
She purses her lips, and sighs. Any sign of shock or fear is hidden by her classic brand of sarcasm. )
Well, that sure is fun to think about. Maybe I shouldn't have thrown out the whole hallucinating thing so quick. It's slightly easier to accept than cloning.
( Upon hearing about the other Dick, her lips turn up just the slightest bit. Better him than her, after all. )
Okay, I have got to see that.
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[Batcrypted.]
Apparently, the Emperor cannot pull matter from the places we come from. So she has it ready for us here, and only - has us animate it. Or something to that effect.
[Eyebrows up.]
What are you talking about?
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( Not sure what to say to that, at all. Kind of hard to talk about and definitely confusing, so Steph decides to talk instead about little Grayson )
Come on, itty bitty Dick when he's still Robin? He's got to be adorable.
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[Quietly, firmly.]
He is fourteen and he has been Robin for five years.
[Don't make the mistake to think he is only adorable, in translation. What, Damian protective over Dick Grayson? Never! ]
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Yeah, but compared to the Dick I'm used to? The one who's older than me and Batman and all that? He'll be like a little brother.
Okay, Damian, imagine if you were to meet a younger me. Maybe me when I had just met Tim, or maybe even a me that was younger than you. Wouldn't you be the tiniest bit amused? Or excited? To see that side of a person? I don't know...
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[Damian shakes his head.]
Grayson was too different. And, at the same time, the he's Grayson. I am not sure I like the difference in him, why would I be excited to see the difference in you?
[Yes, Steph, Damian was upset when he first met the younger Dick. Sorry.]
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... Sorry, I didn't think about it that way. I can see how that'd be hard.
Sorry, Damian.
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Do not be sorry. I... it has been brought to my attention that my not understanding or approving of something does not make it a bad thing.
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No, I was the one who didn't understand. But it's good to see that you've been learning more without me.
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It was not entirely without you.
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[It's not like he can fully believe that, yet. Not because of Stephanie, of course. And it takes him a long moment to think of a response.]
Thank... you?
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You're welcome.
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[Yeah, he doesn't like being laughed at and he still doesn't get it when it's not... quite that.]
>Tt.<
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And back to square one again.
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[... of course, anything as simple as apologizing would not ever occur to him. So he'll... go for what he can think of.]
Maybe not quite that far back.